Wilbur ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #1 Posted December 30, 2021 ? I am not enjoying the attention! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #2 Posted December 30, 2021 45 minutes ago, Wilbur said: ? I am not enjoying the attention! I have become numb to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Author Share #3 Posted December 30, 2021 On 12/30/2021 at 7:25 AM, Rattlecan said: I have become numb to it. The paparazzi has been stocking you a long time though. Look at your truck picture! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #4 Posted December 30, 2021 So we probably just need a new name idea. Drivel Cycling? Cycle Talk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Author Share #5 Posted December 30, 2021 On 12/30/2021 at 7:32 AM, Philander Seabury said: So we probably just need a new name idea. Drivel Cycling? Cycle Talk? Betty White Cycling. She does turn 100 this month (January). 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #6 Posted December 30, 2021 On 12/30/2021 at 7:34 AM, Wilbur said: Betty White Cycling. She does turn 100 this month (January). Ok, let’s make it sew! Hmm, January Jones Cycling would be good too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted December 30, 2021 Share #7 Posted December 30, 2021 I think it's because the exchange rate to go back to Square Wheels Cycling or American Cycling is so unfavorable. And besides, there's that whole metric-to-imperial units reconversion thing, too. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #8 Posted December 30, 2021 14 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: I think it's because the exchange rate to go back to Square Wheels Cycling or American Cycling is so unfavorable. And besides, there's that whole metric-to-imperial units reconversion thing, too. Exactly. Way way WAY more effort than us average Americans are willing to put forth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted December 30, 2021 Share #9 Posted December 30, 2021 Nowadays when is talking biz talk, instead of saying statistics...one says...metrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #10 Posted December 30, 2021 I'm close to Canada, it does not bother me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #11 Posted December 30, 2021 On 12/30/2021 at 9:13 AM, bikeman564™ said: I'm close to Canada, it does not bother me Plus, this way it is easier to blame Canada. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 30, 2021 Share #12 Posted December 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Philander Seabury said: So we probably just need a new name idea. Mostly this. 1 hour ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: And besides, there's that whole metric-to-imperial units reconversion thing, too. I have a hard time with converting to metric time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted December 30, 2021 Share #13 Posted December 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: Mostly this. I have a hard time with converting to metric time. Army time would be..um patriotic for Americans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted December 30, 2021 Share #14 Posted December 30, 2021 24 minutes ago, shootingstar said: Nowadays when is talking biz talk, instead of saying statistics...one says...metrics. Better optics that way. Appearance is everything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #15 Posted December 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: Mostly this. I have a hard time with converting to metric time. I think for metric time we would have to speed up the earth’s rotation because in metric time there is only ten hours in a day and 100 minutes in an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #16 Posted December 30, 2021 10 minutes ago, Longjohn said: I think for metric time we would have to speed up the earth’s rotation because in metric time there is only ten hours in a day and 100 minutes in an hour. So, would speeding up the rotation increase the gravitational pull or reduce it? I'm all for it if is an easy way to lose 50 lb, but if we get it spinning too fast, we might all fly off into space. I don't think that would be good. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #17 Posted December 30, 2021 Ooh! Ooh! I know! Lets call it flat earth cycling. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 30, 2021 Share #18 Posted December 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Philander Seabury said: So we probably just need a new name idea. Drivel Cycling? Cycle Talk? Canadian Cycling has gone on far too long. It needs to be changed to "Yellow Poo-ball Cycling" to more accurately reflect the state of things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #19 Posted December 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: Canadian Cycling has gone on far too long. It needs to be changed to "Yellow Poo-ball Cycling" to more accurately reflect the state of things. "Paris of Ohio Cycling" sounds wonderful, too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Author Share #20 Posted December 30, 2021 On 12/30/2021 at 9:38 AM, Rattlecan said: Ooh! Ooh! I know! Lets call it flat earth cycling. So... The Florida Bike Forum? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 30, 2021 Share #21 Posted December 30, 2021 Just now, Razors Edge said: "Paris of Ohio Cycling" sounds wonderful, too. I like this. Ohio has never been honored here, even though everyone knows it is the best state in the land! Plus, everyone knows an Ohioan or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted December 30, 2021 Share #22 Posted December 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, Rattlecan said: Ooh! Ooh! I know! Lets call it flat earth cycling. How about Falling Down Rabbit Hole 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #23 Posted December 30, 2021 On 12/30/2021 at 9:45 AM, Randomguy said: I like this. Ohio has never been honored here, even though everyone knows it is the best state in the land! Plus, everyone knows an Ohioan or two. just remember, Michigan can smack the sh!t outta Ohio anytime it wants 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #24 Posted December 30, 2021 On 12/30/2021 at 9:38 AM, Rattlecan said: Ooh! Ooh! I know! Lets call it flat earth cycling. My flat earth cousin would like this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 30, 2021 Share #25 Posted December 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said: just remember, Michigan can smack the sh!t outta Ohio anytime it wants After one win? I am jealous that Ohio does not have a mitten, though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital_photog ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #26 Posted December 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Wilbur said: ? I am not enjoying the attention! Maybe no one further south does any cycling? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #27 Posted December 30, 2021 On 12/30/2021 at 9:54 AM, Randomguy said: After one win? I am jealous that Ohio does not have a mitten, though. and we have a handy map w/ us at all times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #28 Posted December 30, 2021 Well, it's Winter and Canadian Winters are long. Maybe it's because we're waiting to hear what are Polack jokes in the USA that, in Canada, go like this: A Newfie lumberjack goes into a hardware store and says, "What do you have that will let me cut trees down faster?" The salesman sells him a chainsaw. A week later, the Newfie returns to the store and says, "I want my money back. This thing works a lot slower than a hand saw." The salesman replies, "Let's see what's wrong," pulls the cord and starts the chainsaw. The Newfie asks, "What's that noise?" --------------------------- When I joined Phi Kappa Pi fraternity at the U. of Toronto, my brothers would tell me Newfie joke after Newfie joke - including that one - and wonder how I always knew the punchline: until I admitted they were all Polack jokes I'd already heard in the USA. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 30, 2021 Share #29 Posted December 30, 2021 With all the miles that @az_cyclist has put in this year, I think the name should be Arizona Cyclist in his honor. @Square Wheels ? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #30 Posted December 30, 2021 On 12/30/2021 at 10:06 AM, Road Runner said: With all the miles that @az_cyclist has put in this year, I think the name should be Arizona Cyclist in his honor. Sounds good to me! Just reading aboot all his miles makes my ass sore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #31 Posted December 30, 2021 On 12/30/2021 at 10:02 AM, MickinMD said: Newfie I miss our old resident Newfoundlander, ssoundwave. He did not like Newfie jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #32 Posted December 30, 2021 On 12/30/2021 at 9:50 AM, shootingstar said: How about Falling Down Rabbit Hole Rabbit Hole Cycling? I like that a lot, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted December 30, 2021 Share #33 Posted December 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: I miss our old resident Newfoundlander, ssoundwave. He did not like Newfie jokes! Oh yea..there was a Newfie ages ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #34 Posted December 30, 2021 On 12/30/2021 at 9:50 AM, bikeman564™ said: just remember, Michigan can smack the sh!t outta Ohio anytime it wants And they were smart enough to trade the Yoop for Toledo. https://www.mlive.com/entertainment/2016/12/happy_anniversary_upper_peninsula.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted December 30, 2021 Share #35 Posted December 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: Sounds good to me! Just reading aboot all his miles makes my ass sore. It should be Azz Cycling...spice it up. Otherwise known as: Get off Your Butt Cycling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Author Share #36 Posted December 30, 2021 On 12/30/2021 at 10:10 AM, Philander Seabury said: He did not like Newfie jokes! The Newf's throw the insults right back. I was teasing a good friend from Newfoundland once and he says " Well, tis true the French were throwing bombs over the wall of St John's fort but it was us Newf's that was lighting the fuses and throwing them back". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Author Share #37 Posted December 30, 2021 On 12/30/2021 at 9:43 AM, Razors Edge said: "Paris of Ohio Cycling" sounds wonderful, too. That will come with too many demands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #38 Posted December 30, 2021 Chili with Beans Cycling? White Chicken Chili Cycling? Three bean lentil chili cycling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 30, 2021 Share #39 Posted December 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: Chili with Beans Cycling? White Chicken Chili Cycling? Three bean lentil chili cycling? You forgot the sprouts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 30, 2021 Share #40 Posted December 30, 2021 Just now, Randomguy said: You forgot the sprouts. BeanSprout Chili Cycling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted December 30, 2021 Share #41 Posted December 30, 2021 Engineers Gone Wild Cycling... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 30, 2021 Share #42 Posted December 30, 2021 11 hours ago, Wilbur said: ? I am not enjoying the attention! It’s the metric system. It’s always slower then the merican system😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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