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17 minutes ago, jsharrwick said:

Our receptionist /  customer support person comes in with her arm in a sling.  Turns out she was out drinking, tried to jump on some guys back, knocked him to the ground, busted up her elbow, busted her lip, etc.   Took a bit of asking to get to the fact that she was drunk.

Told her I would tell her the same thing I tell my oldest when he does stupid stuff.

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

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19 minutes ago, jsharrwick said:

Our receptionist /  customer support person comes in with her arm in a sling.  Turns out she was out drinking, tried to jump on some guys back, knocked him to the ground, busted up her elbow, busted her lip, etc.   Took a bit of asking to get to the fact that she was drunk.

Told her I would tell her the same thing I tell my oldest when he does stupid stuff.

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

Was the guy on a mechanical bull at the time?  :) 

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Just now, Wilbur said:

Was the guy on a mechanical bull at the time?  :) 

Sir, this is Texas.  Not all of us are on mechanical bulls 24 hours a day.

But to answer your question, yes.
 

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4 hours ago, jsharrwick said:

Our receptionist /  customer support person comes in with her arm in a sling.  Turns out she was out drinking, tried to jump on some guys back, knocked him to the ground, busted up her elbow, busted her lip, etc.   Took a bit of asking to get to the fact that she was drunk.
 

Really?  You couldn't have been pretty sure she was drunk just from the story itself? :whistle:

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4 hours ago, jsharrwick said:

Our receptionist /  customer support person comes in with her arm in a sling.  Turns out she was out drinking, tried to jump on some guys back, knocked him to the ground, busted up her elbow, busted her lip, etc.   Took a bit of asking to get to the fact that she was drunk.

Told her I would tell her the same thing I tell my oldest when he does stupid stuff.

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

That'll teach her!  Will it teach her?

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11 hours ago, Randomguy said:

She looks deranged.

I know, sort of like a vampire. She sneaks up on guys, jumps on their back and holds on until they fall to the floor exhausted. Then she sucks the life blood from their neck and wallet.

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12 hours ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said:

I think you're right, he probably does need to know.

But I think even if he knows it doesn't make any difference to him.

;)

Parr8 is a good egg.  Horny but good.  I guess that makes him a deviled egg

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1 hour ago, donkpow said:

I know, sort of like a vampire. She sneaks up on guys, jumps on their back and holds on until they fall to the floor exhausted. Then she sucks the life blood from their neck and wallet.

Jsharr did post the latest photo of his wallet and it was sucked dry!  Hmmm. :scratchhead:

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