Popular Post jsharr ★ Posted January 10, 2022 Popular Post Share #1 Posted January 10, 2022 Our receptionist / customer support person comes in with her arm in a sling. Turns out she was out drinking, tried to jump on some guys back, knocked him to the ground, busted up her elbow, busted her lip, etc. Took a bit of asking to get to the fact that she was drunk. Told her I would tell her the same thing I tell my oldest when he does stupid stuff. "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 10, 2022 Share #2 Posted January 10, 2022 17 minutes ago, jsharrwick said: Our receptionist / customer support person comes in with her arm in a sling. Turns out she was out drinking, tried to jump on some guys back, knocked him to the ground, busted up her elbow, busted her lip, etc. Took a bit of asking to get to the fact that she was drunk. Told her I would tell her the same thing I tell my oldest when he does stupid stuff. "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 10, 2022 Share #3 Posted January 10, 2022 19 minutes ago, jsharrwick said: Our receptionist / customer support person comes in with her arm in a sling. Turns out she was out drinking, tried to jump on some guys back, knocked him to the ground, busted up her elbow, busted her lip, etc. Took a bit of asking to get to the fact that she was drunk. Told her I would tell her the same thing I tell my oldest when he does stupid stuff. "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" Was the guy on a mechanical bull at the time? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 10, 2022 Author Share #4 Posted January 10, 2022 Just now, Wilbur said: Was the guy on a mechanical bull at the time? Sir, this is Texas. Not all of us are on mechanical bulls 24 hours a day. But to answer your question, yes. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 10, 2022 Author Share #5 Posted January 10, 2022 4 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 10, 2022 Share #6 Posted January 10, 2022 8 minutes ago, jsharrwick said: Her wrist is too high! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted January 10, 2022 Share #7 Posted January 10, 2022 Nice rack, though. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 10, 2022 Share #8 Posted January 10, 2022 Is she hawt, @Parr8hedneeds to know🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 10, 2022 Author Share #9 Posted January 10, 2022 17 minutes ago, Gump said: Is she hawt, @Parr8hedneeds to know🙂 Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 10, 2022 Share #10 Posted January 10, 2022 4 hours ago, jsharrwick said: Our receptionist / customer support person comes in with her arm in a sling. Turns out she was out drinking, tried to jump on some guys back, knocked him to the ground, busted up her elbow, busted her lip, etc. Took a bit of asking to get to the fact that she was drunk. Really? You couldn't have been pretty sure she was drunk just from the story itself? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 10, 2022 Share #11 Posted January 10, 2022 4 hours ago, jsharrwick said: Our receptionist / customer support person comes in with her arm in a sling. Turns out she was out drinking, tried to jump on some guys back, knocked him to the ground, busted up her elbow, busted her lip, etc. Took a bit of asking to get to the fact that she was drunk. Told her I would tell her the same thing I tell my oldest when he does stupid stuff. "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" That'll teach her! Will it teach her? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 10, 2022 Share #12 Posted January 10, 2022 Just now, Randomguy said: That'll teach her! Will it teach her? Sometimes, a spanking is the best form of punishment & method of teaching. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted January 11, 2022 Popular Post Share #13 Posted January 11, 2022 Twenty five years as an auditor taught me to ask the question correctly to get the information you want. Instead of asking, were you drunk? Say, what were you drinking. A person won’t admit to being shitfaced right off the bat, but will admit to having a margarita. Or six. Once you establish they were drinking you can learn more. Like they was with Rita and Paul from Accounting, Dan from maintenance, Linda from Operations and the CFO was there too. Putting everyone’s drinks on the corporate card. Then you can say, sorry about your wrist, dumbass. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 11, 2022 Share #14 Posted January 11, 2022 4 hours ago, donkpow said: Nice rack, though. She looks deranged. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 11, 2022 Share #15 Posted January 11, 2022 5 hours ago, Gump said: @Parr8hedneeds to know I think you're right, he probably does need to know. But I think even if he knows it doesn't make any difference to him. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted January 11, 2022 Share #16 Posted January 11, 2022 11 hours ago, Randomguy said: She looks deranged. I know, sort of like a vampire. She sneaks up on guys, jumps on their back and holds on until they fall to the floor exhausted. Then she sucks the life blood from their neck and wallet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 11, 2022 Author Share #17 Posted January 11, 2022 15 hours ago, Randomguy said: That'll teach her! Will it teach her? No. She goes to raves and shuffle dances. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 11, 2022 Author Share #18 Posted January 11, 2022 12 hours ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: I think you're right, he probably does need to know. But I think even if he knows it doesn't make any difference to him. Parr8 is a good egg. Horny but good. I guess that makes him a deviled egg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted January 11, 2022 Share #19 Posted January 11, 2022 3 minutes ago, jsharrwick said: No. She goes to raves and shuffle dances. OMG! So do I. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 11, 2022 Share #20 Posted January 11, 2022 1 hour ago, donkpow said: I know, sort of like a vampire. She sneaks up on guys, jumps on their back and holds on until they fall to the floor exhausted. Then she sucks the life blood from their neck and wallet. Jsharr did post the latest photo of his wallet and it was sucked dry! Hmmm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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