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3 minutes ago, Randomguy said:

Happy birthday!

This post was all kinds of confusing, though.  So, in performing your colonoscopy, your wife pulled out whiskey from your butt?

...and months before his birthday????  Yeah, booze can really confuse things.

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Just now, Randomguy said:

I really don't know what to think anymore.

I gave up thinking years ago. I'm all about feeling now!  My gut is smarter than pretty much anyone.  It's the smartest gut, you know.  People often compliment me on my gut.  Bigly. You ought to develop your gut so you can use it too.

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17 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said:

To me! My PCP gave me an Rx for a colonoscopy , but my wife pulled out the good stuff!

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Did she pull that out of your ass?  Did your proctologist shove it up there?  So many questions....

Oh yeah, I caught you a delicious bass.  I think you already knew this though....

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24 minutes ago, jsharrwick said:

Did she pull that out of your ass?  Did your proctologist shove it up there?  So many questions....

Oh yeah, I caught you a delicious bass.  I think you already knew this though....

No, unlike Captain Koons I did not carry anything in my ass. And thank you for the Bass.

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