Popular Post Randomguy Posted January 21, 2022 Popular Post Share #1 Posted January 21, 2022 I made a burger for lunch with cheddar, then had chocolate milk right after. It was almost an all-cow meal. Thanks, cows! 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Razors Edge ★ Posted January 21, 2022 Popular Post Share #2 Posted January 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: What can't cows do? Well, obviously they can't defend themselves! 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 21, 2022 Share #3 Posted January 21, 2022 They can't use a hula hoop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2022 Author Share #4 Posted January 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Razors Edge said: Well, obviously they can't defend themselves! Well, you have to admit that we have stacked the deck somewhat in our favor, whatwith all the breeding to make them less aggressive, getting the bulls out of the picture for the most part, and making it so they can't escape. They should have developed opposable thumbs, language, and started eating meat so's to develop bigger brains, I suppose. Anyway, yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2022 Author Share #5 Posted January 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: They can't use a hula hoop. Oh yeah? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted January 21, 2022 Share #6 Posted January 21, 2022 In the end, they make fine leather that lasts for years. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 21, 2022 Share #7 Posted January 21, 2022 49 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Well, you have to admit that we have stacked the deck somewhat in our favor, whatwith all the breeding to make them less aggressive, getting the bulls out of the picture for the most part, and making it so they can't escape. They should have developed opposable thumbs, language, and started eating meat so's to develop bigger brains, I suppose. Anyway, yay! Do any of you other cyclists ever get the urge to free them as you ride past a herd of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted January 21, 2022 Share #8 Posted January 21, 2022 57 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Well, obviously they can't defend themselves! They made a pretty good go of it with cowpox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 21, 2022 Share #9 Posted January 21, 2022 1 minute ago, donkpow said: They made a pretty good go of it with cowpox. And Madcow! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 21, 2022 Author Share #10 Posted January 21, 2022 14 minutes ago, donkpow said: They made a pretty good go of it with cowpox. 9 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: And Madcow! Those were just catchy names, and were really caused by capybaras, which were exceedingly common back then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 21, 2022 Share #11 Posted January 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Razors Edge said: Well, obviously they can't defend themselves! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 21, 2022 Share #12 Posted January 21, 2022 What happens when someone orks a cow? I assume it must be beneficial, or else, why would there be so many coworkers? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted January 22, 2022 Share #13 Posted January 22, 2022 Where did you come up with all these questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted January 22, 2022 Share #14 Posted January 22, 2022 More importantly, where can I get an authentic Argentinian gaucho outfit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted January 22, 2022 Share #15 Posted January 22, 2022 16 hours ago, Razors Edge said: Well, obviously they can't defend themselves! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted January 22, 2022 Share #16 Posted January 22, 2022 Lay eggs. They make a terrible soufflé. they just stand around stand around and say “Eat mo chickn” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 22, 2022 Share #17 Posted January 22, 2022 18 hours ago, Philander Seabury said: Do any of you other cyclists ever get the urge to free them as you ride past a herd of them? No need to in my neighborhood. Somebodies cows are always out wandering the neighborhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted January 22, 2022 Share #18 Posted January 22, 2022 20 hours ago, Philander Seabury said: Do any of you other cyclists ever get the urge to free them as you ride past a herd of them? I will almost always offer up a loud MOO! or two. I get some curious looks from them, but at least they seem to like the attention 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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