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Which one of you called me a Monkey Butt?


Mr. Beanz
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Got a text this morning, unfamiliar number and it said "good morning Monkey Butt!". Unfamiliar area code as well.

 

I replied," I don't have your number on my caller ID and don't recognize it, so you might have the wrong number, but how did you know I have a Monkey Butt?". :blush:

 

 

Never got a response!  :lol:

 

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Few years back I got a call, "dude what's up?"

 

It's me!

 

Who?

 

Me! 

 

WTF is Me? 

 

Me, I'm right behind you!

 

WTF?

 

Look out your back window, I'm right here!

 

WTF, I don't see anybody!

 

It's me, I'm right here behind you!

 

WTF is this?

 

It's Ron!

 
I don't know any effin' Ron!

 

Oh crap sorry!

 

This guy had me looking all over the house and my back yard.  Wrong numbers can be entertaining ha ha!  :lol:

 

Post 'em up if you got any!

 

 

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I don't like text messages so my phone is set to not notify me when I get them.

 

One morning I noticed I recieved a couple.  They went like this:

 

Daddy, Can I get  a new phone?

 

Then

 

Daddy, why don't you respond?  It's me you're daughter.

 

Then

 

I hate you.  I have no daddy.

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I don't like text messages so my phone is set to not notify me when I get them.

 

One morning I noticed I recieved a couple.  They went like this:

 

Daddy, Can I get  a new phone?

 

Then

 

Daddy, why don't you respond?  It's me you're daughter.

 

Then

 

I hate you.  I have no daddy.

 

I thought you were going to say , you have no daughter.  :lol:

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