Mr. Beanz Posted October 22, 2013 Share #1 Posted October 22, 2013 Got a text this morning, unfamiliar number and it said "good morning Monkey Butt!". Unfamiliar area code as well. I replied," I don't have your number on my caller ID and don't recognize it, so you might have the wrong number, but how did you know I have a Monkey Butt?". Never got a response! ------------------------------------------------ Few years back I got a call, "dude what's up?" It's me! Who? Me! WTF is Me? Me, I'm right behind you! WTF? Look out your back window, I'm right here! WTF, I don't see anybody! It's me, I'm right here behind you! WTF is this? It's Ron! I don't know any effin' Ron! Oh crap sorry! This guy had me looking all over the house and my back yard. Wrong numbers can be entertaining ha ha! Post 'em up if you got any! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 22, 2013 Share #2 Posted October 22, 2013 I don't like text messages so my phone is set to not notify me when I get them. One morning I noticed I recieved a couple. They went like this: Daddy, Can I get a new phone? Then Daddy, why don't you respond? It's me you're daughter. Then I hate you. I have no daddy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 22, 2013 Share #3 Posted October 22, 2013 You suck as a daddy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Beanz Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share #4 Posted October 22, 2013 I don't like text messages so my phone is set to not notify me when I get them. One morning I noticed I recieved a couple. They went like this: Daddy, Can I get a new phone? Then Daddy, why don't you respond? It's me you're daughter. Then I hate you. I have no daddy. I thought you were going to say , you have no daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 22, 2013 Share #5 Posted October 22, 2013 I wish I had your number, so I could text you and call you names. haha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 22, 2013 Share #6 Posted October 22, 2013 867-5309 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 22, 2013 Share #7 Posted October 22, 2013 SW has dyslexia 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 22, 2013 Share #8 Posted October 22, 2013 SW has dyslexia Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Beanz Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share #9 Posted October 22, 2013 I wish I had your number, so I could text you and call you names. haha ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Beanz Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share #10 Posted October 22, 2013 Huh? The first number you posted (before the edit) was Jnney's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted October 22, 2013 Share #11 Posted October 22, 2013 oh...you mean in a text. I thought you meant under my breath..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 22, 2013 Share #12 Posted October 22, 2013 Huh? You edited! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 22, 2013 Share #13 Posted October 22, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 22, 2013 Share #14 Posted October 22, 2013 "Monkey Butt, Monkey Butt, Monkey Butt." Quoting SW. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Beanz Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share #15 Posted October 22, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 22, 2013 Share #16 Posted October 22, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted October 22, 2013 Share #17 Posted October 22, 2013 oh look....otter butt made a funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 22, 2013 Share #18 Posted October 22, 2013 oh look....otter butt made a funny. Otter Butt, that sounds a little derogatory. But funny as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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