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sound strange, but I was a bit short of cash and my kids really deserved a snack so I told them, when we get to the store, you each go find a snack and while we are checking out, we will tell you to put them back, but we really want you to keep them and take them with you.

 

I think it worked.  

 

Nobody said a word, but there was this one really creepy looking guy checking out my wife's butt and giving my kids the stink eye the whole time.

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Finally, after years and years and years of trying and failing. Mr. Jfart has finally landed a decent parody.

 

You rang the bell on the Parody-Meter with this one.

Is that over an 8?  I really want to break that 8 glass ceiling.  I dream of 9s but that is just a dream.  I know a kid like me, from the mean streets of Richardson, Texas, could never hope to actually get a 9.

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Is that over an 8?  I really want to break that 8 glass ceiling.  I dream of 9s but that is just a dream.  I know a kid like me, from the mean streets of Richardson, Texas, could never hope to actually get a 9.

 

I have 2 words for you……… ten

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