Popular Post JerrySTL ★ Posted March 1, 2022 Popular Post Share #1 Posted March 1, 2022 I was out in my driveway cleaning a bike. An Omaha Steaks truck pulls up and the guy says that he has some extra steaks that he can sell me cheap. I'm thinking extra as in past their best-by date? I quickly told him that I was a vegan. He said that he understood and even said that I looked healthy. I'm a little worried that I don't feel too bad about lying. In fact, I'm pretty proud of myself for coming up with one so fast and effective. 2 2 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Longjohn ★ Posted March 1, 2022 Popular Post Share #2 Posted March 1, 2022 Everyone lies about being a vegan. 2 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted March 1, 2022 Share #3 Posted March 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Longjohn said: Everyone lies about being a vegan. Not everyone. You paint with a very broad brush here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted March 1, 2022 Share #4 Posted March 1, 2022 9 minutes ago, JerrySTL said: I was out in my driveway cleaning a bike. An Omaha Steaks truck pulls up and the guy says that he has some extra steaks that he can sell me cheap. I'm thinking extra as in past their best-by date? I quickly told him that I was a vegan. He said that he understood and even said that I looked healthy. I'm a little worried that I don't feel too bad about lying. In fact, I'm pretty proud of myself for coming up with one so fast and effective. It is admirable that you have trouble with lying. Some can do it easily, and they do it to their doctors, lawyers, partners, friends, and acquaintances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted March 1, 2022 Share #5 Posted March 1, 2022 You pulled a Walt Kowalski on him. Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted March 1, 2022 Share #6 Posted March 1, 2022 Why were you afraid to say, “No, thank you”? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted March 1, 2022 Share #7 Posted March 1, 2022 1 hour ago, MoseySusan said: Why were you afraid to say, “No, thank you”? Because they don't stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MoseySusan Posted March 1, 2022 Popular Post Share #8 Posted March 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Parr8hed said: Because they don't stop. That's on them. At that point just walk away. 2 hours ago, JerrySTL said: He said that he understood and even said that I looked healthy. Probably lying. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted March 1, 2022 Author Share #9 Posted March 1, 2022 1 hour ago, MoseySusan said: Probably lying. That's what I was thinking. I guess he and I are even then. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 1, 2022 Share #10 Posted March 1, 2022 1 minute ago, JerrySTL said: That's what I was thinking. I guess he and I are even then. So, two wrongs DO make a right! HUZZAH! I knew it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 1, 2022 Share #11 Posted March 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Longjohn said: Everyone lies about being a vegan. Nominated 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted March 1, 2022 Share #12 Posted March 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Longjohn said: Everyone lies about being a vegan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted March 1, 2022 Share #13 Posted March 1, 2022 At least you only lied. Some people steal from their employers for black market sales. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted March 2, 2022 Share #14 Posted March 2, 2022 14 hours ago, JerrySTL said: I was out in my driveway cleaning a bike. An Omaha Steaks truck pulls up and the guy says that he has some extra steaks that he can sell me cheap. I'm thinking extra as in past their best-by date? I quickly told him that I was a vegan. He said that he understood and even said that I looked healthy. I'm a little worried that I don't feel too bad about lying. In fact, I'm pretty proud of myself for coming up with one so fast and effective. When I'm mowing the lawn and sweating, some unemployed or homeless types, walking by on their way to the liquor store on the corner, will call out and ask how much I'll pay them to mow the lawn. I tell them I'm too poor to hire anyone. They'll say, "That can't be right - you own a car." Then I tell them it's the smallest, cheapest one on the block and if it didn't get great gas mileage I couldn't drive anywhere. They look at my Honda Fit and they buy it. I hope they're spreading the word. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted March 2, 2022 Share #15 Posted March 2, 2022 2 hours ago, MickinMD said: When I'm mowing the lawn and sweating, some unemployed or homeless types, walking by on their way to the liquor store on the corner, will call out and ask how much I'll pay them to mow the lawn. I tell them I'm too poor to hire anyone. They'll say, "That can't be right - you own a car." Then I tell them it's the smallest, cheapest one on the block and if it didn't get great gas mileage I couldn't drive anywhere. They look at my Honda Fit and they buy it. I hope they're spreading the word. How much did they want to mow the yard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 2, 2022 Share #16 Posted March 2, 2022 6 hours ago, Longjohn said: How much did they want to mow the yard? $10 or $20 - even for a semi-good job - would be well worth it! The cutting (pushing the mower) is easy but time consuming. The weeding and edging is the real PITA. Let them mow while you weedwack and edge, and at least it cuts down on the time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted March 2, 2022 Share #17 Posted March 2, 2022 On 3/1/2022 at 11:54 AM, Parr8hed said: Because they don't stop. Omaha Steaks Guy: Pssst! Hey Buddy! Yeah, you! I got some extra steaks I can sell you cheap! JerrySTL: Great! I'm a meat inspector with the USDA. Mind if I take a look at them? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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