Popular Post jsharr ★ Posted March 3, 2022 Popular Post Share #1 Posted March 3, 2022 We use an online family organizer called Cozi. It just alerted my that Wosharr is getting her hair did at 4:30. I just texted a friend who is going to have a cold bottle of her current favorite wine, Flight Song, waiting for her when she arrives. Now all I have to remember is what her hair looked like before and after. Maybe I can bribe Erin, the salon owner, into texting me what she did. 6 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted March 3, 2022 Share #2 Posted March 3, 2022 Nice touch with the wine. You are a wise man. Does the friend own a pedal wrench or is Flight Song a twist off cap? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 3, 2022 Author Share #3 Posted March 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, denniS said: Nice touch with the wine. You are a wise man. Does the friend own a pedal wrench or is Flight Song a twist off cap? Erin serves wine at Salon 508, but I wanted to make sure Martha had her wine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted March 3, 2022 Share #4 Posted March 3, 2022 1 minute ago, jsharrwick said: Erin serves wine at Salon 508, but I wanted to make sure Martha had her wine. Awesome! So you're saying Erin has a pedal wrench. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 3, 2022 Share #5 Posted March 3, 2022 Martha thinks her hair looks better if she is drunk? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jsharr ★ Posted March 3, 2022 Author Popular Post Share #6 Posted March 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Martha thinks her hair looks better if she is drunk? My hair looks better if she is drunk. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted March 3, 2022 Share #7 Posted March 3, 2022 Just tell her it looks great— even if it doesn’t— and you’re good to go. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 3, 2022 Author Share #8 Posted March 3, 2022 Apparently I left a nice note and a diet coke as well. Am I fucking awesome or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted March 3, 2022 Share #9 Posted March 3, 2022 31 minutes ago, denniS said: or is Flight Song a twist off cap? Their marketing material shows pictures of it in a fancy bottle, but you can only buy it in a box. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted March 3, 2022 Share #10 Posted March 3, 2022 can you stalk your wife? or is stalking only done for people you are not currently related too?? You should also peep in the window of the bedroom when she thinks yerr not there. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted March 4, 2022 Share #11 Posted March 4, 2022 2 hours ago, KrAzY said: can you stalk your wife? or is stalking only done for people you are not currently related too?? It is only stalking if it is unwanted 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikeguy Posted March 4, 2022 Share #12 Posted March 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Dottles said: Just tell her it looks great— even if it doesn’t— and you’re good to go. I learned the hard way with WoBG back in the 80s. One day... I went shopping with her. My wife tried on a grey/silver dress. She asked me; "How do I look?" I said; OK. She didn't believe me.. (maybe I don't have a good poker face) and she kept asking me. I finally said... "You look like a pipe." Then it was too late... Let's say she wasn't happy. She has NEVER asked me that again, ever... It was a good thing when I quit shopping with her. It was more expensive, but WAY more peaceful. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted March 4, 2022 Share #13 Posted March 4, 2022 3 hours ago, jsharrwick said: My hair looks better if she is drunk. So you’re hoping to get lucky tonight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted March 4, 2022 Solution Share #14 Posted March 4, 2022 6 minutes ago, Longjohn said: So you’re hoping to get lucky tonight. And mess up her hair? No, he’s not getting lucky. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted March 4, 2022 Share #15 Posted March 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Bikeguy said: I learned the hard way with WoBG back in the 80s. One day... I went shopping with her. My wife tried on a grey/silver dress. She asked me; "How do I look?" I said; OK. She didn't believe me.. (maybe I don't have a good poker face) and she kept asking me. I finally said... "You look like a pipe." Then it was too late... Let's say she wasn't happy. She has NEVER asked me that again, ever... It was a good thing when I quit shopping with her. It was more expensive, but WAY more peaceful. This! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted March 4, 2022 Share #16 Posted March 4, 2022 So how did this go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 4, 2022 Author Share #17 Posted March 4, 2022 Just now, Parr8hed said: So how did this go? She texted me thank you. Her hair looked really good. No sexy times were had. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted March 4, 2022 Share #18 Posted March 4, 2022 13 minutes ago, jsharrwick said: She texted me thank you. Her hair looked really good. No sexy times were had. Do you need a copy of the book? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 4, 2022 Author Share #19 Posted March 4, 2022 1 minute ago, denniS said: Do you need a copy of the book? An Experts Guide to Self Gratification by Dennis Brady? sure. why not. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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