BuffJim Posted March 11, 2022 Share #1 Posted March 11, 2022 So far I’m still alive, but should I die, youse guys can have my stuff. Here’s how it went down. I planned to make a great cauliflower soup, because who doesn’t need more cruciferous vegetables, right? This made me feel healthy. But BuffCarla said ‘I don’t like cauliflower, but I do like Broccoli.’ Apparently she missed the day in school where we learned that broccoli is poisonous. This made me feel peeved. So I bought a bag of frozen vegetables, half cauliflower and half broccoli 🥦. Tonight I made the soup and tried a few bites of broccoli. This made me feel nervous. How long does the poison need to take effect? 🤢🤢🤢 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted March 11, 2022 Share #2 Posted March 11, 2022 15 minutes ago, BuffJim said: How long does the poison need to take effect? 🤢🤢🤢 About 3 hours Can I have your stuff??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted March 11, 2022 Author Share #3 Posted March 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, BR46 said: About 3 hours Can I have your stuff??? Of course. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 11, 2022 Share #4 Posted March 11, 2022 6 hours ago, BR46 said: About 3 hours Can I have your stuff??? @jsharrwick… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted March 11, 2022 Share #5 Posted March 11, 2022 Are you still dead? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted March 11, 2022 Author Share #6 Posted March 11, 2022 Just now, Randomguy said: Are you still dead? I think I’m getting better 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted March 11, 2022 Share #7 Posted March 11, 2022 Did Buff Carla die from eating cauliflower? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BR46 Posted March 11, 2022 Popular Post Share #8 Posted March 11, 2022 57 minutes ago, BuffJim said: I think I’m getting better You will be stone dead in a minute 2 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 11, 2022 Share #9 Posted March 11, 2022 9 hours ago, BuffJim said: So far I’m still alive, but should I die, youse guys can have my stuff. I honestly thought that only kids had issues with broccoli (George Bush excluded). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 11, 2022 Share #10 Posted March 11, 2022 3 hours ago, Kzoo said: @jsharrwick… Pfffftttt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted March 11, 2022 Author Share #11 Posted March 11, 2022 38 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I honestly thought that only kids had issues with broccoli (George Bush excluded). Deep down between the gruff outward badass persona, I’m really just a kid at heart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted March 11, 2022 Author Share #12 Posted March 11, 2022 3 hours ago, Airehead said: Did Buff Carla die from eating cauliflower? She is sick today. Gastrointestinal. She thought it was the Kielbasa that was in the soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 11, 2022 Share #13 Posted March 11, 2022 7 minutes ago, BuffJim said: She is sick today. Gastrointestinal. She thought it was the Kielbasa that was in the soup. Well, then did you die from eating broccoli? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted March 11, 2022 Share #14 Posted March 11, 2022 Wrong brassica. I am cooking down some broccoli stumps today that I pulled from the freezer. Hoping to make some broccoli soup. We eat broccoli at least twice a week. I think I may be dead soon too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 11, 2022 Share #15 Posted March 11, 2022 3 hours ago, jsharrwick said: Pfffftttt That was my first thought when I read BR46's question. He's got brass ones. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 11, 2022 Share #16 Posted March 11, 2022 3 minutes ago, Kzoo said: That was my first thought when I read BR46's question. He's got brass ones. Look, you know you have unidibs, and I know you have unidibs, but others are slower to grasp reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 11, 2022 Share #17 Posted March 11, 2022 25 minutes ago, jsharrwick said: Look, you know you have unidibs, and I know you have unidibs, but others are slower to grasp reality. Omnidibs. Omnidibs is the word I think you wanted to use there. Maybe we should create a training video to be distributed to the neophytes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted March 11, 2022 Share #18 Posted March 11, 2022 Just now, Kzoo said: Omnidibs. Omnidibs is the word I think you wanted to use there. Maybe we should create a training video to be distributed to the neophytes. Are they a strain of broccoli? I thought this thread was about broccoli. I've seen Nibs, but not dibs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 11, 2022 Share #19 Posted March 11, 2022 17 minutes ago, 12string said: Are they a strain of broccoli? I thought this thread was about broccoli. I've seen Nibs, but not dibs. Hey @jsharrwick, let's put his guy on the distribution list for the training video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 11, 2022 Share #20 Posted March 11, 2022 You'll be fine. And the upside is that you won't need any milk of amnesia soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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