Kirby Posted March 19, 2022 Share #1 Posted March 19, 2022 It's National Let's Laugh Day, please share a really corny joke to make us laugh. Why did the Orange lose the race? Spoiler It ran out of juice! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #2 Posted March 20, 2022 What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Spoiler Where's PopCorn? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 20, 2022 Share #3 Posted March 20, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #4 Posted March 20, 2022 What do you call a pig that does karate? Spoiler Pork Chop 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #5 Posted March 20, 2022 Why did the bike fall over? Spoiler It was two tired! (this never happens with a trike!) 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #6 Posted March 20, 2022 Why did the man get hit by a bicycle every day? Spoiler He was caught in a vicious cycle 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #7 Posted March 20, 2022 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Spoiler Because if they few over the bay they'd be bagels. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #8 Posted March 20, 2022 What's the difference between the bird flu and swine flu? Spoiler One requires tweetment and the other requires an oinkment. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 20, 2022 Share #9 Posted March 20, 2022 Why can you only ran at Scout camp? because it’s pass tents 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #10 Posted March 20, 2022 Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Spoiler Because it's pointless 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #11 Posted March 20, 2022 What is brown and sticky? Spoiler A stick 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #12 Posted March 20, 2022 What do you call a factory that sells good things? Spoiler Satis-factory 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #13 Posted March 20, 2022 What do you call a fish without eyes? Spoiler fsh 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 20, 2022 Share #14 Posted March 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Kirby said: What is brown and sticky? Reveal hidden contents A stick What is brown and sounds like a bell? Spoiler Dung!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 20, 2022 Share #15 Posted March 20, 2022 Just now, Kirby said: What do you call a fish without eyes? Hide contents fsh What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Spoiler DAM! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #16 Posted March 20, 2022 What is the frog's job at the hotel? Spoiler Bell hop! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #17 Posted March 20, 2022 What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Spoiler Lily 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #18 Posted March 20, 2022 Why are frogs so happy? Spoiler Because we eat whatever bugs us 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #19 Posted March 20, 2022 What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Spoiler Open toad shoes 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #20 Posted March 20, 2022 What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog? Spoiler A bunny ribbit 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #21 Posted March 20, 2022 What's a frog's favorite flower? Spoiler A croakus 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share #22 Posted March 20, 2022 Why do frogs make so many mistakes at school? Spoiler We keep jumping to the wrong conclusions 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 20, 2022 Share #23 Posted March 20, 2022 What is red and evil? Spoiler Darth Mater 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted March 20, 2022 Share #24 Posted March 20, 2022 20 hours ago, Kirby said: What's a frog's favorite flower? Hide contents A croakus You would know 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted March 20, 2022 Share #25 Posted March 20, 2022 22 hours ago, Kirby said: What do you call a pig that does karate? Reveal hidden contents Pork Chop Did you see this one, @Wilbur? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MoseySusan Posted March 20, 2022 Popular Post Share #26 Posted March 20, 2022 What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Spoiler Nothing. They just waved. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted March 21, 2022 Share #27 Posted March 21, 2022 17 minutes ago, MoseySusan said: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Hide contents Nothing. They just waved. Spoiler I thought it would be “I sea you.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted March 21, 2022 Share #28 Posted March 21, 2022 What happens when you cross a frog and a dog? Spoiler A croaker spaniel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted March 21, 2022 Share #29 Posted March 21, 2022 What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? Spoiler Morse toad 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted March 21, 2022 Share #30 Posted March 21, 2022 5 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: Reveal hidden contents I thought it would be “I sea you.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted March 21, 2022 Share #31 Posted March 21, 2022 26 minutes ago, MoseySusan said: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Reveal hidden contents Nothing. They just waved. I laughed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 21, 2022 Share #32 Posted March 21, 2022 1 hour ago, MoseySusan said: Did you see this one, @Wilbur? I had not but thank you! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 21, 2022 Author Share #33 Posted March 21, 2022 Why did the backpack cross the road? Spoiler The chicken was going camping 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted March 21, 2022 Share #34 Posted March 21, 2022 What's the difference in a hippo and a zippo? Spoiler One is really heavy and one is a little lighter. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted March 21, 2022 Share #35 Posted March 21, 2022 @jsharrwick got fired from his finance job today. Spoiler An old lady asked him to check her balance, so he pushed her over. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 21, 2022 Share #36 Posted March 21, 2022 What should you do if you are attacked by a gang of circus clowns? Spoiler Go for the juggler! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted March 21, 2022 Share #37 Posted March 21, 2022 What does the winner of the local "Best Dentist of the Year" award receive? Spoiler A plaque. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 21, 2022 Share #38 Posted March 21, 2022 Did you hear about the huge sale at the Lego store? Spoiler People were lined up for blocks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 21, 2022 Share #39 Posted March 21, 2022 What's the difference between Taxes and Texas? Spoiler Taxes keep your electrical grid operational. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 21, 2022 Share #40 Posted March 21, 2022 Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas? Spoiler To prove to the armadillo that it could be done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 21, 2022 Author Share #41 Posted March 21, 2022 Did you hear about the TdF for indoor cycling? Spoiler It's a spin off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 21, 2022 Share #42 Posted March 21, 2022 How can you tell when a clown farts? Spoiler It smells funny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 21, 2022 Author Share #43 Posted March 21, 2022 Why can't the bumblebee choose which flower to land on? Spoiler It's having a floral dilemma 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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