Popular Post Razors Edge ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Popular Post Share #1 Posted March 22, 2022 ...remind me of this: 4 6 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Square Wheels Posted March 22, 2022 Popular Post Share #2 Posted March 22, 2022 I trained my staff to be borderline belligerent during inspections. You never know what will be used against you. 5 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted March 22, 2022 Share #3 Posted March 22, 2022 Not me. 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Author Share #4 Posted March 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: I trained my staff to be borderline belligerent during inspections. You never know what will be used against you. I noticed that in @Kzoo but @bikeman564™ seems to not be very belligerent. It is in @KrAzY's nature, so I doubt you had to train him! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikeguy Posted March 22, 2022 Share #5 Posted March 22, 2022 No it's simpler that... Muttly is obviously an engineer, or a lawyer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted March 22, 2022 Share #6 Posted March 22, 2022 12 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: I trained my staff to be borderline belligerent during inspections. You never know what will be used against you. You should teach them to flood the area with bullshit. Not only will the inspectors be distracted by some appealing abstract, their memory will be crowded with the sheer volume of minutiae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted March 22, 2022 Share #7 Posted March 22, 2022 Just now, donkpow said: You should teach them to flood the area with bullshit. Not only will the inspectors be distracted by some appealing abstract, their memory will be crowded with the sheer volume of minutiae. I cannot tell a lie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted March 22, 2022 Share #8 Posted March 22, 2022 Just now, Square Wheels said: I cannot tell a lie. As Tom Sawyer would say, That fence ain't goin' to whitewash itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 22, 2022 Share #9 Posted March 22, 2022 55 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: 1 hour ago, Square Wheels said: I noticed that in @Kzoo but @bikeman564™ seems to not be very belligerent. Huh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #10 Posted March 22, 2022 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 22, 2022 Share #11 Posted March 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, jsharrwick said: What's your point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #12 Posted March 22, 2022 7 minutes ago, Kzoo said: What's your point? No it is not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 22, 2022 Share #13 Posted March 22, 2022 11 minutes ago, jsharrwick said: No it is not! What.......... ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Author Share #14 Posted March 22, 2022 12 minutes ago, jsharrwick said: No it is not! Amazing how well trained he is, isn't it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted March 22, 2022 Share #15 Posted March 22, 2022 ...conversations ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #16 Posted March 22, 2022 Just now, Page Turner said: ...conversations ? Razor thinks talking to himself is conversation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #17 Posted March 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Razors Edge said: ...remind me of this: He answered correctly. During an audit, answer the question asked, period. Funny story. Years ago I was in an audit for safety valves, and I started expanding on the answer. The auditor said something like "don't say anymore" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Author Share #18 Posted March 22, 2022 17 minutes ago, jsharrwick said: Razor thinks talking to himself is conversation. Well, it covers the "intelligent conversation" bit, but sometimes, I enjoy a bit of dopey conversation! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #19 Posted March 22, 2022 2 hours ago, donkpow said: You should teach them to flood the area with bullshit. Not only will the inspectors be distracted by some appealing abstract, their memory will be crowded with the sheer volume of minutiae. You always leave out one small thing for them to find and pounce on. That makes them happy and often satiated. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted March 22, 2022 Share #20 Posted March 22, 2022 3 hours ago, Bikeguy said: Muttly is obviously an engineer, or a lawyer. You're now going to hear from all the dogs and lawyers on the Forum, demanding an apology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 22, 2022 Share #21 Posted March 22, 2022 1 hour ago, bikeman564™ said: He answered correctly. During an audit interrogation by the police detective, answer the question asked, period. FIFY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #22 Posted March 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Razors Edge said: I noticed that in @Kzoo but @bikeman564™ seems to not be very belligerent. It is in @KrAzY's nature, so I doubt you had to train him! Bikeman's on staff?!? Geez. I knew Krazy was but he's hardly here so works out well for a monitor to not really be a monitor. Kazie's good. He mods the right way. Wheels? We'll he's the owner so no judgement from me. He gets what he wants. That leaves us Bikeman -- is he really toting company line? I is unawares. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #23 Posted March 22, 2022 36 minutes ago, Dottles said: Bikeman's on staff?!? Geez. I knew Krazy was but he's hardly here so works out well for a monitor to not really be a monitor. Kazie's good. He mods the right way. Wheels? We'll he's the owner so no judgement from me. He gets what he wants. That leaves us Bikeman -- is he really toting company line? I is unawares. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #24 Posted March 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Razors Edge said: Well, it covers the "intelligent conversation" bit, but sometimes, I enjoy a bit of dopey conversation! That's what I'm here for. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Author Share #25 Posted March 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Dottles said: That's what I'm here for. And you SHINE, baby!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 22, 2022 Share #26 Posted March 22, 2022 42 minutes ago, Dottles said: Bikeman's on staff?!? Geez. I knew Krazy was but he's hardly here so works out well for a monitor to not really be a monitor. Kazie's good. He mods the right way. Wheels? We'll he's the owner so no judgement from me. He gets what he wants. That leaves us Bikeman -- is he really toting company line? I is unawares. Boy, you got that all backwards. BikeMan is the glue that holds this place together. KrAzY is the reason we need the glue (just kidding). SW is Da Boss and has supported every mod decision I've seen. Me - I do as little as possible. If you see me do something, I'm doing it wrong. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #27 Posted March 22, 2022 15 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Boy, you got that all backwards. BikeMan is the glue that holds this place together. KrAzY is the reason we need the glue (just kidding). SW is Da Boss and has supported every mod decision I've seen. Me - I do as little as possible. If you see me do something, I'm doing it wrong. Au contraire. I've seen some of your actions and they were the right way of handling things. But sure -- I probably have it all wrong. No getting around that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #28 Posted March 22, 2022 25 minutes ago, Kzoo said: If you see me do something, I'm doing it wrong. no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted March 22, 2022 Share #29 Posted March 22, 2022 I love the mods here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 22, 2022 Share #30 Posted March 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: I love the mods here. Did our KrAzY union steward talk to you about our pay raise. With the cost of gasoline, food, housing all going up, he was going to propose a 10% COL increase. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #31 Posted March 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Dottles said: Bikeman's on staff?!? Geez. I knew Krazy was but he's hardly here so works out well for a monitor to not really be a monitor. Kazie's good. He mods the right way. Wheels? We'll he's the owner so no judgement from me. He gets what he wants. That leaves us Bikeman -- is he really toting company line? I is unawares. Bikeman and Kzoo are excellent mods. So is KrAzY and he is here a lot, just not always interacting. Also an excellent mod. SW, well... he is just awesome. I may not always agree with actions but the guys are fair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted March 22, 2022 Share #32 Posted March 22, 2022 13 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Did our KrAzY union steward talk to you about our pay raise. With the cost of gasoline, food, housing all going up, he was going to propose a 10% COL increase. I will not stand for that. You will take a 27% increase and be happy! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #33 Posted March 22, 2022 11 minutes ago, Wilbur said: Bikeman and Kzoo are excellent mods. So is KrAzY and he is here a lot, just not always interacting. Also an excellent mod. SW, well... he is just awesome. I may not always agree with actions but the guys are fair. I sucked as a mod. I quit. Not sure I ever even started. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #34 Posted March 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, jsharrwick said: I sucked as a mod. I quit. Not sure I ever even started. You were.. Besides, Cheese loved you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #35 Posted March 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: You were.. Besides, Cheese loved you. I have been accused of many things, but that is not, or should not be one of them. This is closer to the truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #36 Posted March 22, 2022 50 minutes ago, jsharrwick said: I have been accused of many things, but that is not, or should not be one of them. This is closer to the truth ah... which one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 22, 2022 Share #37 Posted March 22, 2022 7 minutes ago, Wilbur said: ah... which one? exactly! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted March 22, 2022 Share #38 Posted March 22, 2022 When I broke my shoulder in a motorcycle race. Rule #1, never tell them that you were in a organized motorcycle race. Hospital...what happened. Me....I slipped and fell on the ice Hospital....like in your driving/sidewalk? Me....yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted March 22, 2022 Share #39 Posted March 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Square Wheels said: I love the mods here. ...but you love everyone. How is this a standard for the discriminating forumite ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted March 22, 2022 Share #40 Posted March 22, 2022 4 hours ago, jsharrwick said: I sucked as a mod. I quit. Not sure I ever even started. ...I remember back in ancient times, when you were a volunteer moderator on the other bicycle forum that must not be named here. The one that has banned @Square Wheels as a sock puppet. The term "Quisling" comes to mind here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted March 22, 2022 Share #41 Posted March 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Wilbur said: Bikeman and Kzoo are excellent mods. So is KrAzY and he is here a lot, just not always interacting. Also an excellent mod. SW, well... he is just awesome. I may not always agree with actions but the guys are fair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 23, 2022 Share #42 Posted March 23, 2022 32 minutes ago, Page Turner said: What’s your point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted March 23, 2022 Share #43 Posted March 23, 2022 7 minutes ago, Kzoo said: What’s your point? ...point ? I need to have a point ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted March 23, 2022 Share #44 Posted March 23, 2022 1 hour ago, BR46 said: When I broke my shoulder in a motorcycle race. Rule #1, never tell them that you were in a organized motorcycle race. Hospital...what happened. Me....I slipped and fell on the ice Hospital....like in your driving/sidewalk? Me....yes I was attacked by a monkey 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted March 23, 2022 Share #45 Posted March 23, 2022 13 hours ago, Page Turner said: ...conversations ? Ok, serial monologues. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted March 23, 2022 Share #46 Posted March 23, 2022 5 hours ago, Philander Seabury said: Ok, serial monologues. RE been talking to himself again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted March 23, 2022 Share #47 Posted March 23, 2022 22 hours ago, Square Wheels said: I trained my staff to be borderline belligerent during inspections. You never know what will be used against you. I LOVE to chat up state inspectors when they come in to our dialysis center. As a general rule they are very introverted and don't like to be bothered. When they are out on the floor observing most people act scared of them. I try to act opposite. Ask them where they are from? How long have they been a nurse? What made them go into this? Do they have kids? Pets? Some of them engage with you. The majority get pissed off and just leave the floor and go back to the offices. I like to let them know that IDGAF if they are there or not. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted March 23, 2022 Share #48 Posted March 23, 2022 18 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: I LOVE to chat up state inspectors when they come in to our dialysis center. As a general rule they are very introverted and don't like to be bothered. When they are out on the floor observing most people act scared of them. I try to act opposite. Ask them where they are from? How long have they been a nurse? What made them go into this? Do they have kids? Pets? Some of them engage with you. The majority get pissed off and just leave the floor and go back to the offices. I like to let them know that IDGAF if they are there or not. Those are OK statements. What happens more often is even though these guys are introverts, they are clever at what they do. Often, just getting you talking is one of their goals, it builds a feeling of friendship. Then it turns toward, "nice pheresis equipment you have..., can you show me the manufacturers list of required maintenance, and your documented maintenance? How about your validation plan for this piece of equipment? You transfuse blood, correct? How often are you supposed to have a competency for that? Whaen was your last one?..." It never ends well once it goes that way. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted March 23, 2022 Share #49 Posted March 23, 2022 12 hours ago, Page Turner said: ...but you love everyone. How is this a standard for the discriminating forumite ? I love @Page Turner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted March 23, 2022 Share #50 Posted March 23, 2022 6 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: Those are OK statements. What happens more often is even though these guys are introverts, they are clever at what they do. Often, just getting you talking is one of their goals, it builds a feeling of friendship. Then it turns toward, "nice pheresis equipment you have..., can you show me the manufacturers list of required maintenance, and your documented maintenance? How about your validation plan for this piece of equipment? You transfuse blood, correct? How often are you supposed to have a competency for that? Whaen was your last one?..." It never ends well once it goes that way. Have you tried dropping trou' at that point? That's what @Parr8hed does. So I have heard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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