Road Runner Posted October 23, 2013 Share #1 Posted October 23, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 23, 2013 Share #2 Posted October 23, 2013 used a microwave to cook the bacon? that will get you the death penalty in Texas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 23, 2013 Share #3 Posted October 23, 2013 used a microwave to cook the bacon? that will get you the death penalty in Texas Yeah, microwaved bacon should definitely be illegal, and bud light will scare you straight, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted October 23, 2013 Share #4 Posted October 23, 2013 He microwaved bacon and drank Bud Light without a gun at his head. The death penalty is not enough for this miscreant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 23, 2013 Share #5 Posted October 23, 2013 We buy Oscar Mayer in a box and microwave it, but we don't eat a lot of bacon - it's not good for you and all that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 23, 2013 Author Share #6 Posted October 23, 2013 We buy Oscar Mayer in a box and microwave it, but we don't eat a lot of bacon - it's not good for you and all that stuff. Northeastern hippy liberals. I guess you don't have to guard your bacon up there what with everyone being a vegetarian tree hugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 23, 2013 Share #7 Posted October 23, 2013 Northeastern hippy liberals. I guess you don't have to guard your bacon up there what with everyone being a vegetarian tree hugger. Not sure if we have vegetarian tree huggers here, that seems more like a NW type of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tybeegb Posted October 23, 2013 Share #8 Posted October 23, 2013 She only had three cans of Bud Light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 23, 2013 Share #9 Posted October 23, 2013 She only had three cans of Bud Light? I just assumed she was out on a beer run at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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