jsharr ★ Posted November 10, 2014 Share #1 Posted November 10, 2014 Yesterday, while on my front porch, I saw a herd of hipster amble by. One of the female hipsters had a baby carriage, so I am assuming they are breeders. They were replete in skinny jeans and t shirts in monochromatic color schemes, ironic hats, and facial hair, flat shoes and no socks, scarves, etc. I attempted to be civil and gave a half hearted wave but I am scared. We live in a nice middle class neighbor hood. We have a Tex Mex joint, a burger bar, an ice cream parlor. I do not want them replaced with vegan haberdasherys, craft beer outposts and a bunch of damn single speed bikes. I like the roadies that iive here now with their imported cars and fine leather shoes. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted November 10, 2014 Share #2 Posted November 10, 2014 Did they offer you some delicious bean filled vegan chili? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution Zephyr Posted November 10, 2014 Solution Share #3 Posted November 10, 2014 Thank God I was bored and actually watched an episode of "Portlandia" on Netflix this weekend, otherwise I'd have no idea what strange beasts you were talking about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 8, 2015 Share #4 Posted November 8, 2015 Is this what happened? The hipsters took over Jsharr's neighborhood cut off his ability to communicate with the outside world? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 8, 2015 Share #5 Posted November 8, 2015 Is this what happened? The hipsters took over Jsharr's neighborhood cut off his ability to communicate with the outside world? dang it! But that wouldn't explain KTs disappearance since Seattle is already full of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted November 8, 2015 Share #6 Posted November 8, 2015 Watch the Walking Dead. Watch how Rick deals with the walkers. Pretend you are Rick. Pretend the hipsters are walkers. Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted November 8, 2015 Share #7 Posted November 8, 2015 I would only worry if they offerd you cashew chili. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted November 8, 2015 Share #8 Posted November 8, 2015 If the female had facial hair, I'd be worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted November 8, 2015 Share #9 Posted November 8, 2015 I'm surprised that hipsters even exist in Texas. The apocalypse must be right around the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 8, 2015 Share #10 Posted November 8, 2015 I'm surprised that hipsters even exist in Texas. The apocalypse must be right around the corner. Ima guessing that Austin is loaded to the gills with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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