This reminded me of

[Prophet Zacharia]

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[Further]

My nephew is an old farmer, one of his sons is an oral surgeon.  Doug, the nephew, was having problems with his teeth, the dentist he went to wanted to do a ton of work, adding up to about 15 grand. 

Well Doug sent the x-rays to his son for a second opinion.

The boy bitched at him for waiting so long to go to dentist. Told him, you old farmers chop off a finger first thing in the morning, carry it around in your pocket all day, and expect the doctor to sew it back on after supper. 

[sheep_herder ★]

6 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said:

@sheep_herder

 

This fits my wife to a 'T'!

[Parr8hed]

I saw that one the other day! hilarious.