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[Parsnip Totin Jack ★]

In the ODDyssy of Lazy-ass Joe. LAJ has left Ohio. His online squeeze, Julie, moved his ass down to Flo-rida (near Orlando or something). They left Ohio in a rental truck, with all his worldly belongings yesterday and got to Julie’s around 10 pm. Let the saga continue. Based on my 35 years of experience, this will not end well. At some point, excrement will collide with a machine of whirling blades. I could be wrong, but I’m gonna go with experience. 

[Parsnip Totin Jack ★]

I also heard that the ex, Pack-rat-Terry, met Julie at some point. That “doesn’t just happen”, someone wanted them to meet and arranged it. 

[2Far]

21 minutes ago, Old No. 7 said:

I also heard that the ex, Pack-rat-Terry, met Julie at some point. That “doesn’t just happen”, someone wanted them to meet and arranged it. 

Isn’t she paying him spousal support?

[KrAzY]

Well Florida is filled with interesting people, ya never know, they could be the normal ones there. 

[Airehead ★]

So he went from assisted living to dating?

[Parsnip Totin Jack ★]

27 minutes ago, 2Far said:

Isn’t she paying him spousal support?

Yes, $500 a month. 

[Parsnip Totin Jack ★]

18 minutes ago, Airehead said:

So he went from assisted living to dating?

Yeppers. He was in assisted living because he couldn’t afford to live on his own (income and no common sense) and nobody in the family was willing to put up with him. His own son included. Now Julie’s got him because I think she was lonely. I don’t know what’s going to happen when she gets tired of his shit. 

[Airehead ★]

1 hour ago, Old No. 7 said:

Yeppers. He was in assisted living because he couldn’t afford to live on his own (income and no common sense) and nobody in the family was willing to put up with him. His own son included. Now Julie’s got him because I think she was lonely. I don’t know what’s going to happen when she gets tired of his shit. 

I do, you will be moving his crap north from Florida 

[2Far]

2 hours ago, Old No. 7 said:

Yeppers. He was in assisted living because he couldn’t afford to live on his own (income and no common sense) and nobody in the family was willing to put up with him. His own son included. Now Julie’s got him because I think she was lonely. I don’t know what’s going to happen when she gets tired of his shit. 

And, now he “keeps” his SS & JtM’s contribution. 
 

<<2Far pops corn, opens a fresh beverage>>

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[Parsnip Totin Jack ★]

Just now, 2Far said:

And, now he “keeps” his SS & JtM’s contribution. 
 

<<2Far pops corn, opens a fresh beverage>>

You need a program. JtM (Janet the Martyr) is the youngest sister of LAJ. You’re thinking of Pack-rat Terry (PRT) who was married to LAJ and pays $500/ month alimony. JtM don’t pay no money.