Popular Post Square Wheels Posted September 23, 2022 Popular Post Share #1 Posted September 23, 2022 I made it. 1240 miles is a long drive, especially on mostly 2 lane roads with millions of trucks. I got stopped at the border, I had to surrender my BMW for a gently used Ford F250 with big tires and a loud stereo. They also gave me three guns. Closing on new house and old house is today. I'm heading out to a final walk through as I have not seen the house in a while. 4 7 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 23, 2022 Share #2 Posted September 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: I made it. 1240 miles is a long drive, especially on mostly 2 lane roads with millions of trucks. I got stopped at the border, I had to surrender my BMW for a gently used Ford F250 with big tires and a loud stereo. They also gave me three guns. Closing on new house and old house is today. I'm heading out to a final walk through as I have not seen the house in a while. They at least understood that a new custom gun rack wouldn't have fit in the Beemer. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted September 23, 2022 Share #3 Posted September 23, 2022 Congratulations on making it. You’ll like the F Two-fiddy. Until you get the hang of it, park away from other cars and don’t park it in the garage yet. Don’t handle the weapons until you’ve received adequate training for care and maintenance. Gun oil is an essential oil in Tennessee. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead ★ Posted September 23, 2022 Share #4 Posted September 23, 2022 So glad you made it safely. What if you do not like the house today? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 23, 2022 Share #5 Posted September 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, Airehead said: So glad you made it safely. What if you do not like the house today? Sleeping in da beemer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MoseySusan ★ Posted September 23, 2022 Popular Post Share #6 Posted September 23, 2022 Wherever you go, there you are. But it doesn’t mean you have to eat squirrels. 2 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 23, 2022 Share #7 Posted September 23, 2022 Don’t be too surprised during your walk through that all the copper has been gutted. Happens all the time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted September 23, 2022 Share #8 Posted September 23, 2022 23 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: I got stopped at the border, I had to surrender my BMW for a gently used Ford F250 with big tires and a loud stereo. They also gave me three guns. Did you get chewing tobacco and a case of Budweiser with the F250 swap? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted September 23, 2022 Share #9 Posted September 23, 2022 26 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: I made it. Awesome. I think this new adventure is gonna be a GREAT one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 23, 2022 Share #10 Posted September 23, 2022 32 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: I made it. 1240 miles is a long drive, especially on mostly 2 lane roads with millions of trucks. I got stopped at the border, I had to surrender my BMW for a gently used Ford F250 with big tires and a loud stereo. They also gave me three guns. Closing on new house and old house is today. I'm heading out to a final walk through as I have not seen the house in a while. Whoa there big fella. You cannot come in here talking about a truck and not give specifics. What year F2fiddy? Gas or diesel? What size tires and lift? Also need to know about the guns? Shotgun, long rifle and pistol I assume? What caliber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post petitepedal ★ Posted September 23, 2022 Popular Post Share #11 Posted September 23, 2022 Congrats...while you were driving...I got this 4 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan ★ Posted September 23, 2022 Share #12 Posted September 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, petitepedal said: Congrats...while you were driving...I got this This deserves its own thread. 💞 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby ★ Posted September 23, 2022 Share #13 Posted September 23, 2022 Congrats @Square Wheels Glad you made it safely and today everything becomes official. I'm sure there are 100 things to do, but I hope you and your wife can take some time this weekend to simply celebrate all you've accomplished so far and starting this next stage of the adventure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlecan ★ Posted September 23, 2022 Share #14 Posted September 23, 2022 If the lift kit and the gun rack don’t get you respect, get a set of these. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 23, 2022 Share #15 Posted September 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Square Wheels said: I made it. 1240 miles is a long drive, especially on mostly 2 lane roads with millions of trucks. I got stopped at the border, I had to surrender my BMW for a gently used Ford F250 with big tires and a loud stereo. They also gave me three guns. Closing on new house and old house is today. I'm heading out to a final walk through as I have not seen the house in a while. Which gun are you taking to closing? If you need help choosing, let us know. Post pics of your choices. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 23, 2022 Share #16 Posted September 23, 2022 28 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: Whoa there big fella. You cannot come in here talking about a truck and not give specifics. What year F2fiddy? Gas or diesel? What size tires and lift? Also need to know about the guns? Shotgun, long rifle and pistol I assume? What caliber? Lariat, King Ranch, Platinum, Limited? Hope he did not get stuck with an XL. I am saying Winchester 12 gauge pump, a Remington 700 in 308 and a 9mm semi auto, probably a Smith and Wesson. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bunch of numbers Posted September 23, 2022 Share #17 Posted September 23, 2022 8 minutes ago, Rattlecan said: If the lift kit and the gun rack don’t get you respect, get a set of these. Naa.. in TN the wives have a purse hanging from their trailer hitch. The men's gonads are in there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 23, 2022 Share #18 Posted September 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Rick5234 said: Naa.. in TN the wives have a purse hanging from their trailer hitch. The men's gonads are in there. I am pretty sure that is @Parr8hed's wifes truck. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 23, 2022 Share #19 Posted September 23, 2022 43 minutes ago, jsharr said: I am pretty sure that is @Parr8hed's wifes truck. Def could be! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 23, 2022 Share #20 Posted September 23, 2022 47 minutes ago, jsharr said: Lariat, King Ranch, Platinum, Limited? Hope he did not get stuck with an XL. I am saying Winchester 12 gauge pump, a Remington 700 in 308 and a 9mm semi auto, probably a Smith and Wesson. Good call on the guns. And surely they would at least get him a Lariat. Only commoners get XL or XLT trucks. I would LOVE to have the king ranch seats in my 350. So dope. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 23, 2022 Share #21 Posted September 23, 2022 ...when do you start your ESL (southernisms) classes ? Here is something to read, while you wait for an opening in school. Essential Southernisms Any Yankee In The South Should Know This is just the bare minimum, to get by, until you can really begin to learn the language, bless your heart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted September 24, 2022 Share #22 Posted September 24, 2022 38 minutes ago, Page Turner said: ...when do you start your ESL (southernisms) classes ? Here is something to read, while you wait for an opening in school. Essential Southernisms Any Yankee In The South Should Know This is just the bare minimum, to get by, until you can really begin to learn the language, bless your heart. Most of these are real. In the years I lived in the south I've heard them used in real conversations. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted September 24, 2022 Share #23 Posted September 24, 2022 Just now, maddmaxx said: Most of these are real. In the years I lived in the south I've heard them used in real conversations. ...if I had 25 cents for every time I got called "hon", "sugar", or "darlin'", in a sweet Southern accent, I could pay for Wheels' moving van costs. I'm worried that he'll be eating in restaurants and the local cafe, while he waits for his stuff to arrive, and when the waitress tells him, "Sugah, we ain't got no whole wheat toast. All we got is brai-yud," he might misunderstand. Once you fuck up in front of a local cafe waitress, word gets around pretty damn fast. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted September 24, 2022 Share #24 Posted September 24, 2022 I got off the plane to meet my dad's family...and this lady..who reminded me of my sister asked "Are you Murry?" Damn I almost said no..but in a blink I realized she was saying Mary 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 24, 2022 Share #25 Posted September 24, 2022 The Lynskeys speak normal English. When I was ordering my bike they didn’t even have an accent that I could tell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted September 24, 2022 Share #26 Posted September 24, 2022 15 hours ago, Rattlecan said: If the lift kit and the gun rack don’t get you respect, get a set of these. Ah, a trans truck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share #27 Posted September 28, 2022 On 9/23/2022 at 8:27 AM, petitepedal said: Congrats...while you were driving...I got this Yay! That is awesome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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