Stupid possum, stupider dog

[shotgun]

We let the dogs out last night, and when they came back in Maddie smelled bad. She rolled in possum scat again. Maybe I need to put up an electric fence around my back yard to keep the critters out. The No Trespassing signs haven't helped. Suggestions?

[petitepedal ★]

Install a doggie wash  dogs will be dogs

[donkpow]

Possum poop has a paramount pong.

[Parr8hed]

I mean, your screen name would be my suggestion.

But they eat a shit load of ticks and skeeters so I would not shoot them.  I would not shoot the dogs either.  Not because they eat ticks, but because they are cute.

I guess I got nothin

[Kzoo]

2 hours ago, shotgun said:

The No Trespassing signs haven't helped. Suggestions?

Use larger letters.

 

[Thaddeus Kosciuszko]

Possums will play possum.

So you need to turn your signs sideways so the possums can read them while they're playing.

[shotgun]

9 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said:

Possums will play possum.

So you need to turn your signs sideways so the possums can read them while they're playing.

 

[Kirby ★]

Possum are good little mothers carrying their babies all around. You should build a little possum home with plumbing to avoid the issue.

[Ralphie ★]

3 hours ago, Parr8hed said:

I mean, your screen name would be my suggestion.

But they eat a shit load of ticks and skeeters so I would not shoot them.  I would not shoot the dogs either.  Not because they eat ticks, but because they are cute.

I guess I got nothin

Shouldn’t he encourage them to chew up the electrical waar to his garage!s fridge?  

[jsharr ★]

How about bringing in a teaching specialist to improve the reading skills of the possum community? 

[jsharr ★]

7 hours ago, shotgun said:

We let the dogs out last night, and when they came back in Maddie smelled bad. She rolled in possum scat again. Maybe I need to put up an electric fence around my back yard to keep the critters out. The No Trespassing signs haven't helped. Suggestions?

Maybe supplement your signage? 

[petitepedal ★]

Have you thought about changing the food you feed the possums ...maybe something with a nice floral scent will improve the smell of their poop 

[shotgun]

I went on possum poop patrol this morning before the dogs could locate it. We dodged that bullet today.