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Best cinematic wedding scene

King: Please! This is supposed to be a...*happy* occasion! Let's not *bicker* and *argue* about 'oo killed 'oo! We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of a holy wedlock. (groans) Unfortunately, one of them, my son 'Erbert has just fallen to 'is death. (gasps) But, I like to think I've lost a son, so much as gained a daughter. (weak applause) For, since the tragic death of her father... Voice: He's not quite dead.... King: (thrown) Since the near-fatal *wounding* of 'er father.... Voice: 'E's getting better! King: <whispers to a guard, who circles towards the back of the room, where the father lies> For, since her own father, who, when 'e seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him... (thump) Voice: He's died!! King: I want his only daughter to look upon me as her own Dad, in a very real, and legally binding sense. (more weak applause) And I feel sure that the merger--er, the *union*,--between the princess and the brave but *dangerous* Sir Launcelot of Camelot-- Launcelot: <taken aback> What? Someone: Look! The Dead Prince! (general reaction) Concorde: <entering with the Prince in his arms> He's not *quite* dead! Prince: No, I feel much better! King: You fell out of the Tall Tower, you creep!!!

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