Randomguy Posted October 28, 2013 Share #1 Posted October 28, 2013 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted October 28, 2013 Share #2 Posted October 28, 2013 first thing to do would be to find Tom Cruise. He could help, I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 28, 2013 Share #3 Posted October 28, 2013 just be yourself and I think your plans for her will come to fruition. I would buy a box of Vegan Scientology Girl Scout cookies and I am pretty sure Tom Cruise and John Travolta would too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 28, 2013 Author Share #4 Posted October 28, 2013 I once saw a book that exclaimed "Now your pet can enjoy all the advantages of a vegetarian lifestyle" on the cover. Hippies are just not very smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted October 28, 2013 Share #5 Posted October 28, 2013 It's really easy. When min-RG turns about 12 YO, tell them that they are NOT allowed to be a vegan, scientologist, or girl scout. If you don't want to be, start feeding only vegan meals as home; make her read Dianetics over and over; and sign her up for the scouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted October 28, 2013 Share #6 Posted October 28, 2013 I once saw a book that exclaimed "Now your pet can enjoy all the advantages of a vegetarian lifestyle" on the cover. Hippies are just not very smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 28, 2013 Share #7 Posted October 28, 2013 http://www.veggiedate.org/Scientologist.cfm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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