Road Runner Posted December 12, 2014 Share #1 Posted December 12, 2014 Since most of you reprobates never show up here on the weekends... Let me be the first to welcome j sharr to the ranks of us old folks. You can now join AARP, get senior discounts (at some places) and fart in public with impunity. I hope you have a wonderful weekend celebrating such an auspicious occasion. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted December 12, 2014 Share #2 Posted December 12, 2014 I never use those discounts, though one bitch at Greenwalls gave me the discount without me asking. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted December 12, 2014 I never use those discounts, though one bitch at Greenwalls gave me the discount without me asking. Yep. I now look the part, especially to most of the young-uns operating cash registers. I never have to ask anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 12, 2014 Share #4 Posted December 12, 2014 I do not know anyone named impunity. Is that a person, or a band or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share #5 Posted December 12, 2014 You can now join AARP, get senior discounts (at some places) and fart in public with impunity. I never use those discounts, though one bitch at Greenwalls gave me the discount without me asking. So I assume you still take advantage of the other two listed old guy benefits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 12, 2014 Share #6 Posted December 12, 2014 I do not know anyone named impunity. Is that a person, or a band or what? You fart with impunity already, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share #7 Posted December 12, 2014 Are we giving jsharr a surprise party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 12, 2014 Share #8 Posted December 12, 2014 If you do throw a surprise party, please GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share #9 Posted December 12, 2014 If you do throw a surprise party, please GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted December 12, 2014 Share #10 Posted December 12, 2014 Well..is that 45 ? AARP starts recruiting at 45!! Happy Birthday a day early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share #11 Posted December 12, 2014 Well..is that 45 ? AARP starts recruiting at 45!! Happy Birthday a day early. 50. Back when I turned 50, that was the age anyway. I guess they are going for the youngsters nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 12, 2014 Share #12 Posted December 12, 2014 Happy Birthday Eve to my BFF Jsharr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 12, 2014 Share #13 Posted December 12, 2014 Well..is that 45 ? AARP starts recruiting at 45!! Happy Birthday a day early. Now I am torn. If I say happy birthday today, then I shouldn't tomorrow. When should I give you your bass, jsharrt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 12, 2014 Share #14 Posted December 12, 2014 hold everything until tomorrow. I do not log in on weekends, so it will be easier for me to ignor all you bastiges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 12, 2014 Share #15 Posted December 12, 2014 hold everything until tomorrow. I do not log in on weekends, so it will be easier for me to ignor all you bastiges. I might not be available tomorrow, so HAPPY BIRTHBASSDAY! How will you celebrate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 12, 2014 Share #16 Posted December 12, 2014 I might not be available tomorrow, so HAPPY BIRTHBASSDAY! How will you celebrate? I have a scout program improvement meeting 8 am to 12 pm. Then I have a scout Patrol meeting from 2 until 4 where I will teach bicycle maintenance, tool usage, auto maintenance. Then we are going to a friends house where I will get drunk and be even more obnoxious than usual. The friends are from Australia, so we will throw stuff on the barbie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share #17 Posted December 12, 2014 be even more obnoxious than usual. unpossible... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 12, 2014 Share #18 Posted December 12, 2014 unpossible... sadly, it is not. you are all invited. We will be at the Austins house on Shady Hill around 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share #19 Posted December 12, 2014 The friends are from Australia, so we will throw stuff on the barbie. What about Ken? He might kick your asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 12, 2014 Share #20 Posted December 12, 2014 sadly, it is not. you are all invited. We will be at the Austins house on Shady Hill around 6 If I show up I hope it does't turn out like that party you and I went to at SquareDude's place this summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 12, 2014 Share #21 Posted December 12, 2014 If I show up I hope it does't turn out like that party you and I went to at SquareDude's place this summer. If you don't wear the white thong, maybe you won't end up on the picnic table this time. Thoughts? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share #22 Posted December 12, 2014 I am always looking for an excuse to post this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 12, 2014 Share #23 Posted December 12, 2014 I am always looking for an excuse to post this. passed_out_drunk-12730.png You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az_cyclist Posted December 12, 2014 Share #24 Posted December 12, 2014 and I bought a Sam Adams Cherry Wheat to celebrate... but I thought I could drink it today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 12, 2014 Share #25 Posted December 12, 2014 Tomorrow is a big day for one of us here You bet it is, I'm supposed to meetup with another forumite for coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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