Randomguy Posted December 17, 2014 Share #1 Posted December 17, 2014 They need to be abducted and tortured and have their ringing hands amputated. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted December 17, 2014 Share #2 Posted December 17, 2014 You'll get no argument from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted December 17, 2014 Share #3 Posted December 17, 2014 I like them, it's a Christmas tradition. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 17, 2014 Share #4 Posted December 17, 2014 can I help you on your mission? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted December 17, 2014 Share #5 Posted December 17, 2014 When you walk in, tell them "If you don't ring the bell until I leave, I'll give you $20" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted December 17, 2014 Share #6 Posted December 17, 2014 When you walk in, tell them "If you don't ring the bell until I leave, I'll give you $20" Then sneak out a different door. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 17, 2014 Share #7 Posted December 17, 2014 You haters all suck. I hear hope and goodwill when the bell rings. I have rung the bell as well. It is a good feeling. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 17, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted December 17, 2014 can I help you on your mission? Yes! You can be in charge of chopping hands if you like. I think I will melt the bells down and pour the molten metal in their ears so they can appreciate the harm they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 17, 2014 Author Share #9 Posted December 17, 2014 Then sneak out a different door. Nope, come out the front and punch the bellringer. Oh, yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 17, 2014 Author Share #10 Posted December 17, 2014 I have rung the bell as well. It is a good feeling. You are truly evil. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted December 17, 2014 Share #11 Posted December 17, 2014 I'm Canadian.., I was thinking of actually paying the guy. Silly me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 17, 2014 Author Share #12 Posted December 17, 2014 I'm Canadian.., I was thinking of actually paying the guy. Silly me..... It would be ok if you paid him in DEATH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 17, 2014 Share #13 Posted December 17, 2014 You are truly evil. eville even? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 17, 2014 Share #14 Posted December 17, 2014 I'm Canadian.., I was thinking of actually paying the guy. Silly me..... Do it. It is a good feeling knowing that you are helping some one in need. Of course you already know this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted December 17, 2014 Share #15 Posted December 17, 2014 I am hard-pressed to walk by a bell ringer without giving them something. If I have no cash, I'll usually just thank them for volunteering. I'm such as softie..., 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted December 17, 2014 Share #16 Posted December 17, 2014 .., and of course, being Canadian, I apologize for not having any cash ~sigh~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 17, 2014 Share #17 Posted December 17, 2014 Is there anything worse than those fucking bellringers? Yes. Yes there is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 17, 2014 Share #18 Posted December 17, 2014 .., and of course, being Canadian, I apologize for not having any cash ~sigh~ It is Canadian money, so even if you have cash, you really do not have cash, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 17, 2014 Author Share #19 Posted December 17, 2014 eville even? Yes, just like Mike Myers said. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 17, 2014 Author Share #20 Posted December 17, 2014 I am hard-pressed to walk by a bell ringer without giving them something. If I have no cash, I'll usually just thank them for volunteering. I'm such as softie..., I have a better idea. Why don't you take whatever money you would give the complete and utter asshole that is disturbing the peace, and instead give it to a charity that contributes something other than noise pollution and logistical problems, as the idiots often set up right in the middle of everything and gum up the works. Your heart is in the right place but your head is too soft if you help perpetuate season-killers like that. I really don't see any reason for the continued existence of the bell-ringers, it is just like feeding pigeons or rats if you give them change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted December 18, 2014 Share #21 Posted December 18, 2014 Someone down in Florida dropped an emerald and diamond necklace in a kettle today, along with a note saying how much they (the donor) appreciates the work that the Salvation Army does. Not the first time this type of thing has happened there. Kinda cool, methinks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 20, 2015 Author Share #22 Posted November 20, 2015 Yes. Yes there is.Terminal PRI? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted November 20, 2015 Share #23 Posted November 20, 2015 I think what's worse is dredging up an old thread! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share #24 Posted November 21, 2015 I think what's worse is dredging up an old thread! It was Cheese's fault. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted November 21, 2015 Share #25 Posted November 21, 2015 Is there anything worse than those fucking bellringers?...if I spot a good looking girl doing the Christmas bellringer thing, and am lucky enough to convince her to hook up after her shift, I don's see why that makes me a bad person. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 21, 2015 Share #26 Posted November 21, 2015 I like the use of the word "fucking" in relation to something as a priori wholesome as a bell ringer. It has a nice cognitive dissonance, so it has that going for it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share #27 Posted November 21, 2015 ...if I spot a good looking girl doing the Christmas bellringer thing, and am lucky enough to convince her to hook up after her shift, I don's see why that makes me a bad person.Well, if they were fucking for donations, it changes the whole complexion of the thing. Not sure why they need those bells, though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted November 21, 2015 Share #28 Posted November 21, 2015 ...you don't hide your light under a bushel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted November 21, 2015 Share #29 Posted November 21, 2015 I've never been one of those that fucked a bellringer, so I wouldn't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted November 21, 2015 Share #30 Posted November 21, 2015 I've never been one of those that fucked a bellringer, so I wouldn't know.MrsChris was a bell ringer a few times, so I have fucked a bell ringer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team scooter Posted November 21, 2015 Share #31 Posted November 21, 2015 They need to be abducted and tortured and have their ringing hands amputated.Merry Flipping Christmas everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted November 22, 2015 Share #32 Posted November 22, 2015 13 hours ago, Chris... said: MrsChris was a bell ringer a few times, so I have fucked a bell ringer. ...so I guess you would know. Is there anything worse ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted November 22, 2015 Share #33 Posted November 22, 2015 And now for some light entertainment.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 3, 2016 Share #34 Posted February 3, 2016 On 11/20/2015 at 6:57 PM, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: I think what's worse is dredging up an old thread! Those bastards! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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