Nate Posted October 29, 2013 Share #1 Posted October 29, 2013 I forgot all about this nonsense, not being pagan and all, and I just saw the email reminder There is no candy in my cube to give to the kids. I'll have to be tricked instead but the kids are not kids of my co-workers... they are from the special school next door...the elementary school for the criminally insane they are going to interrupt my ranting...I mean my work and then not getting any candy they will probably egg me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 29, 2013 Share #2 Posted October 29, 2013 Give them carrot and celery sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 29, 2013 Share #3 Posted October 29, 2013 You're a tree. Tell them to leave you alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 29, 2013 Share #4 Posted October 29, 2013 I forgot all about this nonsense, not being pagan and all, and I just saw the email reminder There is no candy in my cube to give to the kids. I'll have to be tricked instead but the kids are not kids of my co-workers... they are from the special school next door...the elementary school for the criminally insane they are going to interrupt my ranting...I mean my work and then not getting any candy they will probably egg me Last Friday I sent 12 dozen eggs the Elementary School for the Criminally Insane with a note saying, 'Please throw these at Nate'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share #5 Posted October 29, 2013 don't have carrots or celery sticks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share #6 Posted October 29, 2013 Last Friday I sent 12 dozen eggs the Elementary School for the Criminally Insane with a note saying, 'Please throw these at Nate'. were they large eggs, or the smaller medium eggs? ....I'm just trying to fill out my paper towel requisition ahead of time, and it makes a difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted October 29, 2013 Share #7 Posted October 29, 2013 You're a tree. Tell them to leave you alone. they will probably toilet paper you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share #8 Posted October 29, 2013 they will probably toilet paper you oh no, ...I never even thought of that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 29, 2013 Share #9 Posted October 29, 2013 don't have carrots or celery sticks How about office supplies, I love going to Staples. they will probably toilet paper you Unless you get them first, they're little how hard could it be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share #10 Posted October 29, 2013 Unless you get them first, they're little how hard could it be. These kids are criminally insane! Suzie's got me worried now...you ever been to Toomer's Corner? I have...it's not a pretty sight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 29, 2013 Share #11 Posted October 29, 2013 These kids are criminally insane! I thought you were kidding referring to kids a criminally insane. Damn, and you just made it to the 1,000 club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share #12 Posted October 29, 2013 no, they are over at a privately operated school because they can't go to regular public school anymore. The police are over there about 3 times a week, no joke, seriously, police over there on a regular basis. the township has even tried to get them out of there because they didn't expect the burden on the local police. I guess the operators paid somebody to stay. The kids come from all over the area. back when I was in school, these sort of kids just took shop, but today.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 29, 2013 Share #13 Posted October 29, 2013 Give out ammo. Do you still have that box of .22 that has been in your bottom desk drawer behind the flask and the girlie magazine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted October 29, 2013 Share #14 Posted October 29, 2013 Give out ammo. Do you still have that box of .22 that has been in your bottom desk drawer behind the flask and the girlie magazine? It's .45 ACP hollow points, and I'm not Nate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 29, 2013 Share #15 Posted October 29, 2013 It's .45 ACP hollow points, and I'm not Nate. Dang, that is a good costume, the overalls, the one boot, the raccoon peeking out of your button fly, you nailed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share #16 Posted October 29, 2013 give out ammo to kids???? that stuff's WAY too expensive to hand out like its candy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 29, 2013 Share #17 Posted October 29, 2013 give out ammo to kids???? that stuff's WAY too expensive to hand out like its candy! Not an old box of .22. You probably got that brick for 5 bucks back in 1980. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share #18 Posted October 29, 2013 You probably got that brick for 5 bucks back in 1980. yep, but I shot it all by 1981 that's how it goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted October 29, 2013 Share #19 Posted October 29, 2013 Not an old box of .22. You probably got that brick for 5 bucks back in 1980. A brick sure ain't 5 bucks anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 29, 2013 Share #20 Posted October 29, 2013 A brick sure ain't 5 bucks anymore. Neither is a BJ. What is your point? Nate needs to give something out. The only things in his desk are girlie mags, moonshine and bullets. It is too early in the day for shine and the girlie mags would send the wrong message to the 7 year old girl dressed as the Naughty Naugthy Secretary, so he has no choice but to give the gift that keeps on giving, ammunition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 29, 2013 Share #21 Posted October 29, 2013 Wait, I forgot about critter pelts. He could take the critter pelt seat covers off his truck and give out critter pelts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share #22 Posted October 29, 2013 Them kids ain't gettin my critter pelts....that would be like handing out gold bricks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 29, 2013 Share #23 Posted October 29, 2013 You better get used to TP then Big Fella. I think you are gonna be seeing lots of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted October 29, 2013 Share #24 Posted October 29, 2013 Wait, I forgot about critter pelts. He could take the critter pelt seat covers off his truck and give out critter pelts! Squirrel teeth and rabbits feet make good treats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share #25 Posted October 29, 2013 You better get used to TP then Big Fella I'm living it, but I ain't liking it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 29, 2013 Share #26 Posted October 29, 2013 You could print THIS out and give it to the kids. Maybe they are just confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share #27 Posted October 29, 2013 You could print THIS out and give it to the kids. Maybe they are just confused. well, JSharr, I tried that and the little ****ers just tore it up into confetti and threw it all over my bark I'm just glad my knot hole is ten feet off the ground or they woulda plugged that with it This halloween stuff is geting old fast. I can't wait for Christmas when I get decorated proper with the lights and tinsel and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 29, 2013 Share #28 Posted October 29, 2013 Yeah, nothing better than festively lit butt wiping paper to say Merry Christmas, our Saviour is born! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share #29 Posted October 29, 2013 I like the lights, though hopefully, we'll get some wind to blow this stuff out of my branches before the next rain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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