Square Wheels Posted December 18, 2014 Share #1 Posted December 18, 2014 I don't think I am, but a friend told me she thought I was a long time ago. I was talking with her about it a few weeks ago, we chuckled. What if part if me is gay, like my elbow, or my fingernails, or the little toe on my left foot. How would I know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 18, 2014 Share #2 Posted December 18, 2014 This link will help you figure it out... please post the results! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted December 18, 2014 This link will help you figure it out... please post the results! See, I knew it, I am partly gay. You are 18% gay You're definitely not gay, but you could be a little straighter if ya know what I mean darling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted December 18, 2014 Share #4 Posted December 18, 2014 Back when I first got my greyhounds, I sort of joined an unofficial greyhound meetup at our local dog park (this was back in FL before I moved to WA). Two of the people in that group were young women (in their early 20s at the time). I'm still friends with one of them on FB. I remember her telling me a year or two ago that when her and the other girl first met me, they thought I was gay. I asked why? She just said "single guy...with two greyhounds". 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 18, 2014 Share #5 Posted December 18, 2014 See, I knew it, I am partly gay. You are 18% gay You're definitely not gay, but you could be a little straighter if ya know what I mean darling. That is way more then an elbow or toe nail! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share #6 Posted December 18, 2014 That is way more then an elbow or toe nail! Should I try again and see if I can get a higher score? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 18, 2014 Share #7 Posted December 18, 2014 Crap, I am 40% gay. I think I may need to change my plans this weekend. who wants to join me? http://www.jrsdallas.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 18, 2014 Share #8 Posted December 18, 2014 How would I know? You would be overly concerned about why buildings don't have a 13th floor. If you never think about that, then you are not gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted December 18, 2014 Share #9 Posted December 18, 2014 That is way more then an elbow or toe nail! I think the pelvic region makes up 18% of a persons' body mass. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share #10 Posted December 18, 2014 I think going to a gay bar would be awesome. When I went to straight bars / clubs many lifetimes ago women rarely checked me out or hit on me. I'd hope my chances would be better in a male gay bar / club. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted December 18, 2014 Share #11 Posted December 18, 2014 I think going to a gay bar would be awesome. When I went to straight bars / clubs many lifetimes ago women rarely checked me out or hit on me. I'd hope my chances would be better in a male gay bar / club. I had some lesbian friends when I lived in DC. They took be to a lesbian dance bar in SE DC quite a few times. It was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share #12 Posted December 18, 2014 I went to a play at a gay bar. The play was really good. I think gay bars get a bad wrap. I never felt out of place or threatened in my limited "manhood". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted December 18, 2014 Share #13 Posted December 18, 2014 I thought CAW was a woman. I sent him a message and started it with .."Hey,Girl...." True story. HAHA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted December 18, 2014 Share #14 Posted December 18, 2014 Man....I was really hoping for higher. Like maybe or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted December 18, 2014 Share #15 Posted December 18, 2014 I thought CAW was a woman. I sent him a message and started it with .."Hey,Girl...." True story. HAHA Wait. You're saying he isn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 18, 2014 Share #16 Posted December 18, 2014 I thought CAW was a woman. I sent him a message and started it with .."Hey,Girl...." True story. HAHA he is not a chick??? who would have thunk it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 18, 2014 Share #17 Posted December 18, 2014 Wait, CAW is a guy. I wonder if he would like to date 40% of jsharr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 18, 2014 Share #18 Posted December 18, 2014 Wait, CAW is a guy. I wonder if he would like to date 40% of jsharr? Thats a lot of semen! what will you do with all of that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 18, 2014 Share #19 Posted December 18, 2014 Thats a lot of semen! what will you do with all of that? Start our own navy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 18, 2014 Share #20 Posted December 18, 2014 Start our own navy? Awesome, but I think you are going to be missing about 5,000,000 gallons to keep your people happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted December 18, 2014 Share #21 Posted December 18, 2014 I'm 30% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share #22 Posted December 18, 2014 I'm 30% You beat me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted December 18, 2014 Share #23 Posted December 18, 2014 You beat me. That's not helping 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 18, 2014 Share #24 Posted December 18, 2014 I scored 21 and I was doing my best to answer them in a macho fashion. Some of the questions, I wasn't sure what the straight answer was supposed to be. I have a sneaky suspicion that getting a score of 0% is impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 18, 2014 Share #25 Posted December 18, 2014 I scored 21 and I was doing my best to answer them in a macho fashion. Some of the questions, I wasn't sure what the straight answer was supposed to be. I have a sneaky suspicion that getting a score of 0% is impossible. Ed Zachary. 32% Puh-lease. (My neighbour told me I looked gay with my small dog in my del Sol with the roof off. ) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted December 18, 2014 Share #26 Posted December 18, 2014 I'm the gayest man I know. Couch 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 19, 2014 Share #27 Posted December 19, 2014 10% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted December 19, 2014 Share #28 Posted December 19, 2014 28%. I've been to a number of gay bar with some friends who are beyond gay. Damn....that was a lot of fun...strange, but fun. Word of caution tho, if you ever make it to Kansas City and you want to go to a real cowboy bar....and you're a homophobe...do not go to the bar on S. Main St. that has the Marlboro Man cut-out in front of it. Tex was wearing chaps. Nothing else, mind you, just chaps. The beer was properly cold, tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted June 10, 2018 Share #29 Posted June 10, 2018 . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted June 10, 2018 Share #30 Posted June 10, 2018 ...I know this is an old thread. Had I been aware of it when new, I could have told you that test is a crock. Your gay quotient as a cyclist is an increasing function of how much Lycra spandex you wear, how long you wear it, and the material structure of your bike frame. If you spend more than six or eight hours weekly with your ass wrapped in spandex, you're at about 80% gay. But if you do it on a steel frame, that drops it down to about 45%. If you ride in a pack, drafting, you get to 100% gay in about 30 minutes, unless the ass you're following is female. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted June 10, 2018 Share #31 Posted June 10, 2018 On 12/18/2014 at 3:06 PM, Square Wheels said: I think going to a gay bar would be awesome. When I went to straight bars / clubs many lifetimes ago women rarely checked me out or hit on me. I'd hope my chances would be better in a male gay bar / club. When I was on a contract job in FL there was a Restaurant/Bar close to my Residence Inn that had different events on every night of the week. I used to go there and have dinner at the bar on Wednesday, Karaoke Night which was in fact dominated by about 50 women every week. The food was good. The acts were usually quite good. The real fun however was watching non regular guys come in, look around, obviously think they had found the mother load, get shot down repeatedly and eventually leave, never understanding what they had walked into. I was on that job for almost a year and became conversationally friendly with some of the women. They were quite charming to a mid 50's old married guy who was no competition at all. It was one of the better nights of each week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted June 10, 2018 Share #32 Posted June 10, 2018 OK, so I know fashion and entertainment already.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted June 10, 2018 Share #33 Posted June 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Page Turner said: ...I know this is an old thread. Had I been aware of it when new, I could have told you that test is a crock. Your gay quotient as a cyclist is an increasing function of how much Lycra spandex you wear, how long you wear it, and the material structure of your bike frame. If you spend more than six or eight hours weekly with your ass wrapped in spandex, you're at about 80% gay. But if you do it on a steel frame, that drops it down to about 45%. If you ride in a pack, drafting, you get to 100% gay in about 30 minutes, unless the ass you're following is female. 100% this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted June 10, 2018 Share #34 Posted June 10, 2018 28%! I am consistent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted June 10, 2018 Share #35 Posted June 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: 28%! I am consistent. 94.7% 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted June 10, 2018 Share #36 Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, AirwickWithCheese said: 94.7% POTD. On the plus side, maybe Kirby will feel a little less threatened by you now. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 10, 2018 Share #37 Posted June 10, 2018 Only 26% for me, this has to be wrong. None of the big city stuff has rubbed off on me yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted June 10, 2018 Share #38 Posted June 10, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted June 10, 2018 Share #39 Posted June 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Page Turner said: If you ride in a pack, drafting, you get to 100% gay in about 30 minutes, unless the ass you're following is female. This is one of those lines I use in contentious discussions with elitists. I mean, "grabbing a wheel" is a euphemism. Right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted June 10, 2018 Share #40 Posted June 10, 2018 On 12/18/2014 at 10:53 PM, Pokey said: I've been to a number of gay bar with some friends who are beyond gay. So what is "beyond gay"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted June 10, 2018 Share #41 Posted June 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: So what is "beyond gay"? You won;t be getting an answer from Pokey. :( Maybe Cheese knows? :D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted June 10, 2018 Share #42 Posted June 10, 2018 On 12/18/2014 at 2:53 PM, KrAzY said: This link will help you figure it out... please post the results! I have been awake for 5 minutes and feel like crap for more reasons than you want to know. I couldn't finish your test, that was hysterical. I'll finish it later. Feeling like crap and smiling, odd combo. I couldn't stop, 35% gay. I have an excuse, they shot me full of girl hormones as part of the prostate cancer thing. Which really, really, really sucked. I can't imagine anyone choosing to do that. Edit: roadrunner, old age is not for wimps. I am having a root canal manana, and cataract surgery later in the month. OTOH, yesterday was great. You take the good with the bad, until you can't. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted June 10, 2018 Share #43 Posted June 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: So what is "beyond gay"? There is out, and then there is outre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted June 10, 2018 Share #44 Posted June 10, 2018 I have come to the conclusion that if you scored under 19%, you are actually in a coma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
late Posted June 10, 2018 Share #45 Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Wilbur said: I have come to the conclusion that if you scored under 19%, you are actually in a coma. It was tongue in cheek, which cheek is entirely up to you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted June 10, 2018 Share #46 Posted June 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, late said: It was tongue in cheek ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted June 10, 2018 Share #47 Posted June 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: Only 26% for me, this has to be wrong. None of the big city stuff has rubbed off on me yet! ...why is it always about rubbing off with you ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted June 10, 2018 Share #48 Posted June 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: So what is "beyond gay"? ...some of us are beyond gender preference. All the cool people are this way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share #49 Posted June 10, 2018 On 12/18/2014 at 2:40 PM, Square Wheels said: I don't think I am, but a friend told me she thought I was a long time ago. I was talking with her about it a few weeks ago, we chuckled. What if part if me is gay, like my elbow, or my fingernails, or the little toe on my left foot. How would I know? I can't believe I wrote this, I think my account was hacked. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted June 10, 2018 Share #50 Posted June 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Square Wheels said: I can't believe I wrote this, I think my account was hacked. One of the perils of dredging. I am not usually all that pleased with stuff I wrote several years ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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