AirwickWithCheese Posted December 19, 2014 Share #1 Posted December 19, 2014 She was cute. But she may have had a few too many. Seems like 3rd floor of our north wing. Sbe's a bell ringer for the Salvation Army and I came to see what to do...She was standing in the doorway of my Bi-Lo..and not too scared of people. I showed her Petite's thread and asked if I could have a peck on the cheek if I donated a $10...she said make it a $20. Being a good Jew....I showed her a twenty but pulled a fast one slipping a ten in the kettle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted December 19, 2014 Share #2 Posted December 19, 2014 In South Carolina, does that mean you two are married now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 19, 2014 Share #3 Posted December 19, 2014 Was her name Lola? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted December 19, 2014 Share #4 Posted December 19, 2014 In South Carolina, does that mean you two are married now?he didn't say she was his sister. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 19, 2014 Share #5 Posted December 19, 2014 She was cute. But she may have had a few too many. Seems like 3rd floor of our north wing. Sbe's a bell ringer for the Salvation Army and I came to see what to do...She was standing in the doorway of my Bi-Lo..and not too scared of people. I showed her Petite's thread and asked if I could have a peck on the cheek if I donated a $10...she said make it a $20. Being a good Jew....I showed her a twenty but pulled a fast one slipping a ten in the kettle Being SC I bet it was not even a girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 19, 2014 Share #6 Posted December 19, 2014 Being SC I bet it was not even a girl! I heard that it can be hard to tell some times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 19, 2014 Share #7 Posted December 19, 2014 So how was it? Did you get all tingly and goose-pimply? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 19, 2014 Share #8 Posted December 19, 2014 So how was it? Did you get all tingly and goose-pimply? The scabs come later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 19, 2014 Share #9 Posted December 19, 2014 You should have drowned her for ringing the bell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share #10 Posted December 19, 2014 In South Carolina, does that mean you two are married now? Pending approval of the Mayor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 19, 2014 Share #11 Posted December 19, 2014 Posted Today, 05:02 PM Quote fail.... you will never find your proper prince! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share #12 Posted December 19, 2014 Wow. Mods have such unhappy lives. I must say she reminded me of you Krazy. Lovely. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted December 20, 2014 Share #13 Posted December 20, 2014 Was her name Lola? It looks like no one made the connection. For shame....that was a funny/clever response. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted December 20, 2014 Author Share #14 Posted December 20, 2014 It looks like no one made the connection. For shame....that was a funny/clever response. Incorrect on BOTH of your contentions. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 20, 2014 Share #15 Posted December 20, 2014 Wow. Mods have such unhappy lives. I must say she reminded me of you Krazy. Lovely. She was 5'9" athletic built, smelled of bourbon and had a full beard with a shaved head??? You really pick ugly girls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted December 20, 2014 Share #16 Posted December 20, 2014 Incorrect on BOTH of your contentions. True. I made the connection. No only was it not funny, it wasn't worth commenting on - that is unti we had to correct that dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted December 20, 2014 Author Share #17 Posted December 20, 2014 True. I made the connection. No only was it not funny, it wasn't worth commenting on - that is unti we had to correct that dude. Just wanted you to know I liked this because they aren't showing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted December 20, 2014 Author Share #18 Posted December 20, 2014 She was 5'9" athletic built, smelled of bourbon and had a full beard with a shaved head??? You really pick ugly girls! No, she looked more like MrsSilly putting up the Christmas tree. But, everything reminds me of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted December 20, 2014 Author Share #19 Posted December 20, 2014 BTW, athletic build??? How drunk are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted December 20, 2014 Share #20 Posted December 20, 2014 If this is truly SC, for another $10 she'd have showed your her Carhart bra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 20, 2014 Share #21 Posted December 20, 2014 BTW, athletic build??? How drunk are you? not drunk at all... sorry I'm not all belly and fat ( I know you like the fluffy kind) I'm at my max weight I have ever been... 154 pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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