MIL Update

[ChrisL]

So last I posted on her, MIL was living with elder son, WOElderson was losing her mind and spending weekends with their daughter in Norfolk and MIL was basically being a PITA while she recovered from her broken ribs.  While she was in the hospital the widow she was dating sent a text she understood as a break up text which seemed legit as he hadn’t talked to her in weeks.

So she’s recovered, back home and WOChrisL flew out to help get her situated and work through some of the medical bills.  The MIL has a one bedroom apt so WOChrisL was going to stay with her and just sleep with her.  Sooo

First the MIL wanted to get everyone together at a beach house. No.  Why, you did it for your dad… WOChrisL freaking blew a gasket and went off on her mom.  Now The Widow is back around, and the MIL wants to spend the weekend with him.  Well WOChrisL has no intention of being there with the Widow and so now is with her brother… 

WOChrisL was about ready to cancel the trip yesterday but figured if nothing else she can hang out with her brothers as the planned reunion with their dad got screwed up when their mom went in the hospital.
 

 

 

[dinneR ★]

I could use some visuals. Could you provide a flow chart? 

[bikeman564™]

2 minutes ago, dinneR said:

I could use some visuals. Could you provide a flow chart? 

I'm waiting for the sitcom. Mother In-law would be a good title I thinks

[ChrisL]

4 minutes ago, dinneR said:

I could use some visuals. Could you provide a flow chart? 

Better?

 

[Parsnip Totin Jack ★]

13 minutes ago, bikeman564™ said:

I'm waiting for the sitcom. Mother In-law would be a good title I thinks

LAJ and his girlfriend could be neighbors. Combining forum in-law drama would be entertaining.

[Ralphie ★]

30 minutes ago, ChrisL said:

Better?

 

THis is the best I can find so far.

[Thaddeus Kosciuszko]

High drama of the original post, followed by excellent drivel of the responses! 

I tell you, it truly does not get any better than this! 

 

[bikeman564™]

1 hour ago, Parsnip Totin Jack said:

LAJ and his girlfriend could be neighbors. Combining forum in-law drama would be entertaining.

Then RG could be a pop-in character

[bikeman564™]

1 hour ago, ChrisL said:

Better?

 

i see

[Bikeguy]

8 hours ago, ChrisL said:

Better?

 

Not sure how this helps.    For those who don't code, this is the output.

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[Bikeguy]

8 hours ago, ChrisL said:

So last I posted on her, MIL was living with elder son, WOElderson was losing her mind and spending weekends with their daughter in Norfolk and MIL was basically being a PITA while she recovered from her broken ribs.  While she was in the hospital the widow she was dating sent a text she understood as a break up text which seemed legit as he hadn’t talked to her in weeks.

So she’s recovered, back home and WOChrisL flew out to help get her situated and work through some of the medical bills.  The MIL has a one bedroom apt so WOChrisL was going to stay with her and just sleep with her.  Sooo

First the MIL wanted to get everyone together at a beach house. No.  Why, you did it for your dad… WOChrisL freaking blew a gasket and went off on her mom.  Now The Widow is back around, and the MIL wants to spend the weekend with him.  Well WOChrisL has no intention of being there with the Widow and so now is with her brother… 

WOChrisL was about ready to cancel the trip yesterday but figured if nothing else she can hang out with her brothers as the planned reunion with their dad got screwed up when their mom went in the hospital.

Maybe it would be simpler for your immediate family to enter the witness protection program and leave all of the drama behind?  

[Kirby ★]

Are you sure you don't want to do a week at the beach? 

[Airehead ★]

The extent of her egocentrism always surprises me. 

[smudge ★]

9 hours ago, Bikeguy said:

Maybe it would be simpler for your immediate family to enter the witness protection program and leave all of the drama behind?  

Solution.

[donkpow]

I'd like to read your story but every time I try my eyes glaze over and my mind drifts. 

[2Far]

11 hours ago, Bikeguy said:

the witness protection program

I know a guy . . . 

[2Far]

Strong, the dark side is, with this one. 

[JerrySTL ★]

3 minutes ago, 2Far said:

I know a guy . . . 

I actually met a retired US Marshall who was in charge of the entire Witness Protection Program for 7 years. So I know THE guy...