Randomguy Posted December 22, 2014 Share #1 Posted December 22, 2014 I will be driving all night tonight, to the best place in the world, Cleveland, Ohio. I will not stop for food, I want to be healthy, wealthy, and wise. What things can I take with me that won't leave a mess, are fingery foods, don't require preparation or silverware? So far I am thinking of hardboiled eggs, grapes, cheese slices, and fuji apples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted December 22, 2014 Share #2 Posted December 22, 2014 Well, so far it looks like your diet will require a few bathroom stops. The grapes have fiber, the apples are a diuretic and the eggs will most likely give you gas. You want sugar to keep you hyped, caffeine to keep you buzzed, and something really salty to make you retain water. This will limit your bathroom breaks so you only have to go when you stop for fuel. You're welcome... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 22, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted December 22, 2014 Well, so far it looks like your diet will require a few bathroom stops. The grapes have fiber, the apples are a diuretic and the eggs will most likely give you gas. You want sugar to keep you hyped, caffeine to keep you buzzed, and something really salty to make you retain water. This will limit your bathroom breaks so you only have to go when you stop for fuel. You're welcome... No nuts, the wife is allergic. That would be nice saltiness. I don't care about the gas or fiber, I eat plenty of it anyway. I eat more fiber than a termite, or a king of termites. DH may eat slightly more fiber than I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted December 22, 2014 Share #4 Posted December 22, 2014 When I drive long distance it's diet Dr. Pepper, jerky and M&Ms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted December 22, 2014 Share #5 Posted December 22, 2014 No nuts, the wife is allergic. reason number one you are not getting any anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 22, 2014 Share #6 Posted December 22, 2014 When I used to go on road trips, I liked to eat lots of unhealthy junk food to keep me awake, like Cheetos, popcorn and lots of sugary caffeinated soda. When you arrive at your destination, your fingers, steering wheel and other car parts will be stained orange, but it is all worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted December 22, 2014 Share #7 Posted December 22, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 22, 2014 Share #8 Posted December 22, 2014 Fig Newtons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted December 22, 2014 Share #9 Posted December 22, 2014 I hit a deer with my car a couple weeks ago right outside of work. I told the guys on the shift that was leaving where it was. It was gone when I went out to check on it an hour later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted December 22, 2014 Share #10 Posted December 22, 2014 So far I am thinking of hardboiled eggs, grapes, cheese slices, and fuji apples. 50 eggs. But then again, no man can eat 50 eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted December 22, 2014 Author Share #11 Posted December 22, 2014 50 eggs. But then again, no man can eat 50 eggs. I know one that can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted December 22, 2014 Share #12 Posted December 22, 2014 I know one that can. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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