Bike tans - is there ever any reason not to look like Continental Gatorskins?

[kingtermite]

Worst parody thread EVAR!!!!!!

[Kzoo]

Worst parody thread EVAR!!!!!!

 

No even going to run it through the Parody Meter, unless you really want me to.

[Gump]

No even going to run it through the Parody Meter, unless you really want me to.

Does the meter have negative numbers?

[kingtermite]

Does the meter have negative numbers?

LARGE negative numbers, even?

[jsharr ★]

[Road Runner]

I don't know.  The "rear end charitable contributions" stinks even worse than this one.  

[jsharr ★]

I don't know.  The "rear end charitable contributions" stinks even worse than this one.  

no way, that thread is so money!

[Kzoo]

I'm just concerned that this one might break it.  Every time one of Jsharr's parodies breaks my meter it costs me about $1000 to get it fixed.

[kingtermite]

I'm just concerned that this one might break it.  Every time one of Jsharr's parodies breaks my meter it costs me about $1000 to get it fixed.

So....that's why you seldom bother to rate my parodies.

[jsharr ★]

I'm just concerned that this one might break it.  Every time one of Jsharr's parodies breaks my meter it costs me about $1000 to get it fixed.

I bet it won't break from bottoming out on a KT parody.  The reason mine break it is that the parts cannot handle the torque and accelaration from going from 0 to pegged at 10 in such a short period of time.  You need to invest in a better more robust parody meter.