Razors Edge Posted February 14 Share #1 Posted February 14 Other than Trojans, is there any other player out there? Or are you like RG and all "condoms are for wimps"??? (Hence the PRI???) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 14 Share #2 Posted February 14 Just now, Razors Edge said: Other than Trojans, is there any other player out there? Or are you like RG and all "condoms are for wimps"??? (Hence the PRI???) Was your boss complaining about the ones you had in the company "break room"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 14 Share #3 Posted February 14 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted February 14 Author Share #4 Posted February 14 1 minute ago, jsharr said: I don't know that I want to date a gal who wants bacon flavored condoms as part of the "fun". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted February 14 Author Share #5 Posted February 14 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: Was your boss complaining about the ones you had in the company "break room"? It's all work from home these days, and "the boss" and I don't worry too much about these sorts of things anymore 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 14 Share #6 Posted February 14 Hey @jsharr, how many of his points for this should I save for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted February 14 Share #7 Posted February 14 Just now, Kzoo said: Hey @jsharr, how many of his points for this should I save for you? one or two at the very most. Heck, I am okay with none for this opus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Ungulate Posted February 14 Share #8 Posted February 14 1 hour ago, Razors Edge said: Other than Trojans, is there any other player out there? Or are you like RG and all "condoms are for wimps"??? (Hence the PRI???) I just use a baggie and a rubber band. Gets the job done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted February 14 Share #9 Posted February 14 1 hour ago, Razors Edge said: Trojans, All I've used Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted February 14 Share #10 Posted February 14 In days of old and knights were bold and rubbers weren’t invented, they tied a sock around the cock and babies were prevented. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted February 14 Share #11 Posted February 14 1 hour ago, Razors Edge said: Other than Trojans, is there any other player out there? Or are you like RG and all "condoms are for wimps"??? (Hence the PRI???) Did you write down the serial number in case of failure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted February 14 Share #12 Posted February 14 "Standard" condoms? Wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted February 14 Author Share #13 Posted February 14 4 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: "Standard" condoms? Wut? Hey, a proper parody can only work with what it gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted February 14 Share #14 Posted February 14 33 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Hey, a proper parody can only work with what it gets. Is this an explanation for coming up short? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted February 14 Author Share #15 Posted February 14 Just now, maddmaxx said: Is this an explanation for coming up short? Hey, I've never seen a serial number on a condom, if that helps put thing into perspective for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted February 14 Share #16 Posted February 14 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Hey, I've never seen a serial number on a condom, if that helps put thing into perspective for you! The serial number is there. You just have to stretch the condom out to read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD Posted February 14 Share #17 Posted February 14 There used to be a limerick I knew about Trojans, but I forget it. Girlfriend: Trojans have 3 colors during the Olympics: Gold, Silver and Bronze. Get the Silver. Boyfriend: Why Silver? Girlfriend: It'd be great if you could come second for a change. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack Posted February 14 Share #18 Posted February 14 Condoms today are like the Irish in the late 19th Century. Need not apply. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted February 14 Share #19 Posted February 14 1 hour ago, maddmaxx said: You just have to roll it back far enough to read it. fify. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn Posted February 14 Share #20 Posted February 14 Judie said I should say I brought Magnums on our second date. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead Posted February 14 Share #21 Posted February 14 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 14 Share #22 Posted February 14 2 hours ago, maddmaxx said: Is this an explanation for coming up short? Razor, coming up short. I see what you did there. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted February 14 Share #23 Posted February 14 Back in the day we could get all the generic Army issue condoms we wanted. Plain white wrapper that I recall… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted Saturday at 06:36 PM Share #24 Posted Saturday at 06:36 PM On 2/14/2023 at 11:33 AM, bikeman564™ said: All I've used Used? Eeew 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted Saturday at 07:30 PM Share #25 Posted Saturday at 07:30 PM On 2/14/2023 at 1:42 PM, Razors Edge said: Hey, I've never seen a serial number on a condom, if that helps put thing into perspective for you! So apparently you don't need to unroll them all the way. If you did, you would know that the serial number is at the very top when fully unrolled. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted Saturday at 08:27 PM Share #26 Posted Saturday at 08:27 PM Haven’t needed one in 30 years. Best solutions are the permanent ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx Posted Saturday at 09:19 PM Share #27 Posted Saturday at 09:19 PM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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