Olas Nah Posted October 29, 2013 Share #1 Posted October 29, 2013 Surely you've seen it, the dude who simply flips the water switch on/off and grabs a towel as if to make a show of washing their hands for your benefit...What the actual fuq is that about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 29, 2013 Share #2 Posted October 29, 2013 My junk is clean. I still do the token wash if there is someone there, otherwise, I make sure I don't touch anything and leave. If I have to pull the door, then I wash so I'll have a paper towel to open the door with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 29, 2013 Share #3 Posted October 29, 2013 Several years ago a co-worker told of a conversation in a restroom. Guy starts to walk out without washing his hands. Coworker: "Up north where I come from we learned to wash our hands after we pee." Guy: "Down south here we learned not to pee on our hands." and he walks out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 29, 2013 Share #4 Posted October 29, 2013 I don't pee all over my penis or my hands. I guess I really should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 29, 2013 Share #5 Posted October 29, 2013 I don't pee all over my penis or my hands. I guess I really should. I am kidding, I really wash. I figure all you sickies are gonna try to get me sick, too, so I better stay one step ahead of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 29, 2013 Share #6 Posted October 29, 2013 I was taught bathroom etiquette by a hippo. You have been warned. I usually shower after I urinate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted October 29, 2013 Share #7 Posted October 29, 2013 If I am going to wash my hands, I'm going to wash my hands. Though I also don't make it a general habit of pissing all over them either. And I despise air hand driers, so that's in automatic screw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted October 29, 2013 Share #8 Posted October 29, 2013 My junk is clean. I still do the token wash if there is someone there, otherwise, I make sure I don't touch anything and leave. If I have to pull the door, then I wash so I'll have a paper towel to open the door with. I'll give you the same logic I once gave my brother over the same issue. When I noticed he didn't wash after a pee, we had a conversation like this: Me: Didn't mom teach you to wash your hands after going to the bathroom? Bro: Mom taught me not to pee on my hands Me: So you're saying as long as you don't get pee on your hands (and your junk is clean) then it's ok not wash your hands Bro: Yup A few minutes later he sat down with a bowl of soup for lunch Me: Using your logic, as long as my junk is clean, I could hang me junk in your bowl of soup and you'd still eat it, right? Bro: Er...um....wait. Not the same thing. Me: Ok, you'd hang your own junk in the bowl of soup if it was clean and still eat it, right? Bro: Wait...maybe washing hands should be done after going to the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 31, 2013 Share #9 Posted October 31, 2013 OK, so yesterday I was leaving work. There's a guy taking a leak. He finishes, zips up and walks out. No big deal except his uniform says Café. Ick. I wish I saw his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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