A hospital story, cause Ralph reminded me of it

[Further]

There was a motorcycle accident, I was involved in it, very minor to the car, I didn't think it was that hard on the motor biker. Till I tried to walk.

So I went to hospital to get checked out. They told me nothing was broken, no internal bleeding, go on home and rest up, you may be sore for a while..

My son came to take me home, with his jeep.

My nurse, a big dude, prolly a lot like Parr8, asked if I wanted a wheelchair ride. I declined, but I needed help putting on my pants, and the wheelchair was a given.

We got out to the jeep. I was looking at the first step... The nurse asks me if I'm feeling particularly macho, I tell him no. He asks if I want some help, I tell him yep. 

He picks me up and puts me in the passenger seat....Great guy, I thanked him.

[sheep_herder ★]

When I reported for my hernia  operation several years ago, they prepped me except for shots. I was relaxing in bed when the nurse came in and indicated they had a water pipe break due to the cold temperatures. Thus, they postponed my surgery, let me get dressed, and gave me a meal ticket for breakfast. I left to return another day.

[maddmaxx ★]

I had an operation to remove a basal cell tumor from just above my upper lip.  It was so deep that they decided to take a wedge of upper lip out and sew the rest together.  I was awake for the operation but I couldn't see because they had a towel shield over my eyes.  After I was all settled on the operation table the doctor lifts the end of the towel, looks in at me an says "salright?".  I responded "salright."  Then he stuck the needles into my lip.  Never joke with your surgeon.

[maddmaxx ★]

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