Where does that cat go?

[Randomguy]

I overlook an area that would generously be described as a backyard, but it really isn't much of one.  There are high fences, because you want the illusion of privacy, I suppose.  One particular cat uses the fences as a superhighway several times a day.

Where does he go?

[Prophet Zacharia]

Out.

[Randomguy]

1 minute ago, Prophet Zacharia said:

Out.

But where?  I cannot interview the cat, I have no access to the space, plus he seems intent on getting where he is going.

[jsharr ★]

2 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said:

Out.

or In.  Hard to tell from the vague story the ungulate told us.

[Prophet Zacharia]

Just now, Random Ungulate said:

But where?  I cannot interview the cat, I have no access to the space, plus he seems intent on getting where he is going.

Follow the money.

[jsharr ★]

Just now, Prophet Zacharia said:

Follow the money.

We also need to know the gender of the cat to answer fairly, but it is all about food and sex to most cats I would think.  I seldom see a cat with a wallet or a purse.

[Prophet Zacharia]

Just now, jsharr said:

We also need to know the gender of the cat to answer fairly, but it is all about food and sex to most cats I would think.  I seldom see a cat with a wallet or a purse.

I think cats prefer fast pass or using Apply Pay or some other virtual payment system.

[jsharr ★]

Just now, Prophet Zacharia said:

I think cats prefer fast pass or using Apply Pay or some other virtual payment system.

I know very little about cats, but I know neither of my dogs do much other than eat and bark and chew on stuff.  Stuff that we buy and provide to them.  And neither has a wallet or a bank account or pants.  

[Kirby]

He's handling important cat business that is on a  "need to know" basis. 

[JerrySTL ★]

As the cat is using fences many times a day, maybe a pawn shop?

[Shu Fang Bastard ★]

The cat goes wherever the fuck it wants.

Couch

[smudge ★]

He's on his daily route. He needs to go the same way every day to mark his territory and make sure all is well. Needs to make sure no one else is trying to infringe upon his space. Gray Cat used to do this every night at 9:00. He still goes out at that time, but I don't think it's as intense of a walk as it was pre-neuter.

[a bunch of numbers]

To suck the breath out of a little girl who's sleeping peacefully in her bead, probably.

[maddmaxx ★]

Cats, being aliens on this planet, often transport themselves into an alternate universe.

[jsharr ★]

1 minute ago, maddmaxx said:

Cats, being aliens on this planet, often transport themselves into an alternate universe.

[maddmaxx ★]

Cats can be and not be everything everywhere all at once.

[Longjohn ★]

He probably is just cattin around. Oreo does this every day.

[Prophet Zacharia]

3 hours ago, jsharr said:

I know very little about cats, but I know neither of my dogs do much other than eat and bark and chew on stuff.  Stuff that we buy and provide to them.  And neither has a wallet or a bank account or pants.  

That’s why this thread is about cats, not dogs. We all know dogs are dependent on Amazon and other home deliveries.

[jsharr ★]

14 minutes ago, Prophet Zacharia said:

That’s why this thread is about cats, not dogs. We all know dogs are dependent on Amazon and other home deliveries.

Are you saying that the cat is a thief and is out there on the prowl pilfering pending pooch products from peoples porches? 

[Prophet Zacharia]

Just now, jsharr said:

Are you saying that the cat is a thief and is out there on the prowl pilfering pending pooch products from peoples porches? 

I’m saying dogs are lazy, cats industrious. Whether cats steal is probably a reflection of their economic background and moral compass.

[Zephyr]

Probably going to shit in someone's flower beds who will find rhe mess weeding, then go kill a couple song birds