Square Wheels Posted October 30, 2013 Share #1 Posted October 30, 2013 Woman plans to give letter, not candy to obese kids on Halloween Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 30, 2013 Share #2 Posted October 30, 2013 how much you wanna bet that she's unmarried, childless and has a house full of cats? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted October 30, 2013 Share #3 Posted October 30, 2013 how much you wanna bet that she's unmarried, childless and has a house full of cats? You wrote that note? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 30, 2013 Share #4 Posted October 30, 2013 I don't have any cats I only have professional animals around the property. You know, ones that do it for a living Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted October 30, 2013 Share #5 Posted October 30, 2013 I don't have any cats I only have professional animals around the property. You know, ones that do it for a living Oh yeah...I forgot you had a seeing eye elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 30, 2013 Share #6 Posted October 30, 2013 Shit Nate, you better warn that bat shit crazy woman, or at least her trees. There is gonna be more TP and eggs and flaming bags of dog poo than a whole grove of your kinfolk could shake their sticks at in her yard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 30, 2013 Share #7 Posted October 30, 2013 Yay! I like that letter! I wish someone would give me that when I order a doughut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted October 30, 2013 Share #8 Posted October 30, 2013 Bet she gets punched in the vag, and deservedly so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share #9 Posted October 30, 2013 Bet she gets punched in the vag, and deservedly so. Hoping she's a piñata? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olas Nah Posted October 30, 2013 Share #10 Posted October 30, 2013 I especially loathed the people who would give out pencils or some other stupid sheot instead of candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted October 30, 2013 Share #11 Posted October 30, 2013 Yay! I like that letter! I wish someone would give me that when I order a doughut. Instead of that letter, they should give you a dictionary or at least a spell checker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted October 30, 2013 Share #12 Posted October 30, 2013 I like the letter. I would write other reasons for not giving candy. 1. The candy is bad for health. 2. Candy contributes to hyperactivity and lack of attention in school. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 30, 2013 Share #13 Posted October 30, 2013 I like the letter. I would write other reasons for not giving candy. 1. The candy is bad for health. 2. Candy contributes to hyperactivity and lack of attention in school. Parents who give their children candy are monsters (like my parents!) I used to eat whole bunnies at Easter. Chocolate bunnies, too. Where is my monster avatar again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 30, 2013 Share #14 Posted October 30, 2013 Instead of that letter, they should give you a dictionary or at least a spell checker. What, you never heard of the doughut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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