Randomguy Posted October 30, 2013 Share #1 Posted October 30, 2013 Holy hell, why hasn't technology developed to make this not hurt at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 30, 2013 Share #2 Posted October 30, 2013 Did you get it in your keister? Ryan got his this week. He is 9. He did not complain. Suck it up buttercup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olas Nah Posted October 30, 2013 Share #3 Posted October 30, 2013 Barely noticed mine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 30, 2013 Share #4 Posted October 30, 2013 They give them out in my hospital. I was leaving a meeting saw the table. They scanned my badge, I rolled up my sleeve, got stuck, got a band-aid, rolled down my sleeve as I walked away. Whole thing took less than 2 minutes. No pain. NY'ers are sissies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 30, 2013 Share #5 Posted October 30, 2013 They give them out in my hospital. I was leaving a meeting saw the table. They scanned my badge, I rolled up my sleeve, got stuck, got a band-aid, rolled down my sleeve as I walked away. Whole thing took less than 2 minutes. No pain. NY'ers are sissies. QFT! Cannot not believe they won the war of northern aggression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 30, 2013 Share #6 Posted October 30, 2013 QFT! Explain, I found these: quantitative feedback theory; quantum field theory; quantum Fourier transform; Quoted For Truth; Quite Frankly Told; Quite Frankly Talking; Quit ******* Talking; Quite ******* True Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 30, 2013 Share #7 Posted October 30, 2013 Explain, I found these: quantitative feedback theory; quantum field theory; quantum Fourier transform; Quoted For Truth; Quite Frankly Told; Quite Frankly Talking; Quit ******* Talking; Quite ******* True http://netforbeginners.about.com/od/q/f/What-Is-QFT.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share #8 Posted October 30, 2013 http://netforbeginners.about.com/od/q/f/What-Is-QFT.htm I have never heard of this, either, and I invented Al Gore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 30, 2013 Share #9 Posted October 30, 2013 I have never heard of this, either, and I invented Anal Gore. dude, gross. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 30, 2013 Share #10 Posted October 30, 2013 http://netforbeginners.about.com/od/q/f/What-Is-QFT.htm I never heard of it either, and I didn't do Al either. I use Chrome with Google Dictionary. I can double click a word and get the meaning of it, that's where I got what I posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 30, 2013 Share #11 Posted October 30, 2013 Look fellas, you can not all be as wise and worldly as jsharr. Do not feel bad that you do not possess my intellect, wit or disarming smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 30, 2013 Share #12 Posted October 30, 2013 Look fellas, you can not all be as wise and worldly as jsharr. Do not feel bad that you do not possess my intellect, wit or disarming smile. Prolly true, plus Texan's aren't sissies like NY'ers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 30, 2013 Share #13 Posted October 30, 2013 Prolly true, plus Texan's aren't sissies like NY'ers. Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 30, 2013 Share #14 Posted October 30, 2013 Well, I'm not that smart, maybe Texan's are sissies too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share #15 Posted October 30, 2013 Well, I'm not that smart, maybe Texan's are sissies too? They are, and they wear hats constantly, cowboy hats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share #16 Posted October 30, 2013 I am starting to feel flu-like symptoms, this is not good. I will have to shut down soon. Is it possible that the government is using the flu shot to track my movements, or to implant some sort of thought-reading nanobots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 30, 2013 Share #17 Posted October 30, 2013 They are, and they wear hats constantly, cowboy hats. We take our cowboy hats off when we are indoors and when we are in our convertible Cadillacs with 6 shooters for door handles and longhorns for hood ornaments driving around our cattle ranches checking on our oil wells. The boots and spurs however remain on for all occasions including but not limited to hangings, saloon fights, love making and weddings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 30, 2013 Share #18 Posted October 30, 2013 I am starting to feel flu-like symptoms, this is not good. I will have to shut down soon. Is it possible that the government is using the flu shot to track my movements, or to implant some sort of thought-reading nanobots? Why would the government implant thought-reading nanobots into you? I am pretty sure they know that you "MUST FAP SOON. FAP OR DIE, FAP OR DIE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share #19 Posted October 30, 2013 Why would the government implant thought-reading nanobots into you? I am pretty sure they know that you "MUST FAP SOON. FAP OR DIE, FAP OR DIE" Like fapping soon is all I think about, sheez.... They want to know the inventive ways that I fap, for one thing, and they might want to know other things I think, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 30, 2013 Share #20 Posted October 30, 2013 Like fapping soon is all I think about, sheez.... They want to know the inventive ways that I fap, for one thing, and they might want to know other things I think, too! Name three things, not fap related that you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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