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I just got off the phone with Andrew


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Andrew: Hi, this Prince Andrew.

Me: Yay! How's Fergie, Scootman?

Andrew: She's still there.

Me: The chubby Fergie or the semi-hot-hot Fergie?

Andrew: (changes subject gives me spiel about flying to Epstein's house in the Hamptons) Are you familiar wit Alan Dershowitz?

Me: I am wearing his shoes as we speak.

Andrew: (laughs) Can we keep this between us?

Me: Of course Prince Hugh Grant

Andrew: Are you making fun of me?

Me: Yes

Andrew: I will put you on our will call list. Good bye, Cheeseman, see you this weekend.

That was fun. I may try that more often.

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