Square Wheels Posted January 13, 2015 Share #1 Posted January 13, 2015 except football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted January 13, 2015 Share #2 Posted January 13, 2015 Way to kick off a great thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 13, 2015 Share #3 Posted January 13, 2015 So we can just touch down in here and post anything? SCORE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted January 13, 2015 Share #4 Posted January 13, 2015 I instructed one of my superintendents in the field. Goal was to improve hand offs of jobs to other supers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 13, 2015 Author Share #5 Posted January 13, 2015 Backfield in motion, yeah, I'm gonna have to penalize you Backfield in motion, baby, You know that's against the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 13, 2015 Share #6 Posted January 13, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 13, 2015 Share #7 Posted January 13, 2015 Oh for goodness sake! You'd think a few of us could huddle up, make up a game plan, and really get some yardage out of a non-football thread! Let's not fumble this opportunity, people!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted January 13, 2015 Share #8 Posted January 13, 2015 I instructed one of my superintendents in the field. Goal was to improve hand jobs to other supers... That is an offensive line, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bunch of numbers Posted January 13, 2015 Share #9 Posted January 13, 2015 "roll out" get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted January 13, 2015 Share #10 Posted January 13, 2015 Ihand offs of jobs... Read quickly, that said something other than what it actually says... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted January 14, 2015 Share #11 Posted January 14, 2015 I still love this photo of my friends Betsy and Anthony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 14, 2015 Share #12 Posted January 14, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 14, 2015 Share #13 Posted January 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 14, 2015 Share #14 Posted January 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted January 14, 2015 Share #15 Posted January 14, 2015 except football. TYVM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 14, 2015 Share #16 Posted January 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 14, 2015 Share #17 Posted January 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 14, 2015 Share #18 Posted January 14, 2015 Biannual Ear Cleaning!?!? It would seem one would need to clean the ears more often than that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted January 14, 2015 Share #19 Posted January 14, 2015 Cut her slack, she's french Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 14, 2015 Share #20 Posted January 14, 2015 I just missed my bus to work because I had to take a big, nasty dump. I'm not going to tell you it burned my sphincter because that'd be just crude. Speaking of crude, I just left a big oil deposit for the sewer company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 14, 2015 Share #21 Posted January 14, 2015 I just missed my bus to work because I had to take a big, nasty dump. I'm not going to tell you it burned my sphincter because that'd be just crude. Speaking of crude, I just left a big oil deposit for the sewer company. I hate when I am suited up in gear about ready to leave....and suddenly I need to poop. Sittin on the toilet with a helmet on is a silly thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 14, 2015 Share #22 Posted January 14, 2015 I hate when I am suited up in gear about ready to leave....and suddenly I need to poop. Sittin on the toilet with a helmet on is a silly thing. I know, right? Sometimes before a ride, I'll postpone it -- lingering around the john so I can go on my merry way without making a stop. The places I like to ride don't always have the most sanitary crappers either out there in the boonies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 14, 2015 Share #23 Posted January 14, 2015 I hate when I am suited up in gear about ready to leave....and suddenly I need to poop. Sittin on the toilet with a helmet on is a silly thing. Can't you remove it while you are on the toilet or is it mandatory in your house? Does your toilet have a seat belt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 14, 2015 Share #24 Posted January 14, 2015 Can't you remove it while you are on the toilet or is it mandatory in your house? Does your toilet have a seat belt? It's more like lazyness. I refuse to take it back off again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 14, 2015 Share #25 Posted January 14, 2015 You go to bed with that thing on?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share #26 Posted January 14, 2015 I like to get up at least 30 minutes before I go on a long ride where there isn't a bathroom available. I'll pee just about anywhere, that's not an option for me. I pee more than a pregnant chick on a roller coaster. But pooping on the bike path seems a little uncool. I did see poop and paper behind a tree on the path once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 14, 2015 Share #27 Posted January 14, 2015 When nature calls, it calls. Sometimes when it's gaseous at the other end, it's either behind that tree or on your bike seat. Not much choice, really.... unless you're one of those sick mofos who likes to ride in pudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted January 15, 2015 Share #28 Posted January 15, 2015 Off the beaten path, I'll go if necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted January 15, 2015 Share #29 Posted January 15, 2015 So - given the chance to talk about anything other than football, we are discussing pooping. Much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 15, 2015 Share #30 Posted January 15, 2015 My friend ran the Disney Marathon on Sunday. She did it with two of her close girl friends. She posted a picture on facebook halfway through the marathon asking the question: Does a bear shit in the woods? Oh wait that's Angela. Her friend went back in the woods to take a dump and she took a picture of her squatted down in the woods. Good friends love to embarrass each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 15, 2015 Share #31 Posted January 15, 2015 So - given the chance to talk about anything other than football, we are discussing pooping. Same thing really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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