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I just missed my bus to work because I had to take a big, nasty dump.  I'm not going to tell you it burned my sphincter because that'd be just crude.  Speaking of crude, I just left a big oil deposit for the sewer company.

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I just missed my bus to work because I had to take a big, nasty dump.  I'm not going to tell you it burned my sphincter because that'd be just crude.  Speaking of crude, I just left a big oil deposit for the sewer company.

 

I hate when I am suited up in gear about ready to leave....and suddenly I need to poop.  Sittin on the toilet with a helmet on is a silly thing.

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I hate when I am suited up in gear about ready to leave....and suddenly I need to poop.  Sittin on the toilet with a helmet on is a silly thing.

 

I know, right?  Sometimes before a ride, I'll postpone it -- lingering around the john so I can go on my merry way without making a stop.  The places I like to ride don't always have the most sanitary crappers either out there in the boonies.

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I hate when I am suited up in gear about ready to leave....and suddenly I need to poop.  Sittin on the toilet with a helmet on is a silly thing.

Can't you remove it while you are on the toilet or is it mandatory in your house?  Does your toilet have a seat belt?

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I like to get up at least 30 minutes before I go on a long ride where there isn't a bathroom available.  I'll pee just about anywhere, that's not an option for me.  I pee more than a pregnant chick on a roller coaster.  But pooping on the bike path seems a little uncool.  I did see poop and paper behind a tree on the path once.

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When nature calls, it calls.  Sometimes when it's gaseous at the other end, it's either behind that tree or on your bike seat.  Not much choice, really.... unless you're one of those sick mofos who likes to ride in pudding.

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My friend ran the Disney Marathon on Sunday.  She did it with two of her close girl friends.  She posted a picture on facebook halfway through the marathon asking the question:  Does a bear shit in the woods?  Oh wait that's Angela.  Her friend went back in the woods to take a dump and she took a picture of her squatted down in the woods.  Good friends love to embarrass each other.

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