Mr. Silly Posted January 14, 2015 Share #1 Posted January 14, 2015 These things are a pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted January 14, 2015 Share #2 Posted January 14, 2015 Then you're not opening them with a swift and audible ripping motion. Not a pain at all. Quite nice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share #3 Posted January 14, 2015 I don't know about you, but I only unzip my pants in places where it is appropriate to unzip them. Stealthy unzipping isn't a feature I require. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted January 14, 2015 Share #4 Posted January 14, 2015 "stealthy unzipping isn't a feature I require" Then let 'er rip and open those buttons with ferocity and verve! The material around the buttons will soften up over time making them easier to close. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share #5 Posted January 14, 2015 Thank you RS!! I'll whip it out with pride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 14, 2015 Share #6 Posted January 14, 2015 These things are a pain. yes, just as your wife intended. Have some more vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share #7 Posted January 14, 2015 yes, just as your wife intended. Have some more vodka. They're not going to stop me from drinking, I can thwart her scheme by not wearing pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 14, 2015 Share #8 Posted January 14, 2015 You only have to button them for special occasions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share #9 Posted January 14, 2015 You only have to button them for special occasions Like peeing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted January 14, 2015 Share #10 Posted January 14, 2015 I've never in my life worn button fly jeans. And it's been at least 35 years since I injured myself with a zipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted January 14, 2015 Share #11 Posted January 14, 2015 I've never in my life worn button fly jeans. I wore me in the 80s. The buttons are easy once you get used to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted January 14, 2015 Share #12 Posted January 14, 2015 I had one pair of button-fly jeans...back in junior high. It only took one to realize that when your bladder is full, they are about as helpful as thirty-year veteran DMV employee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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