Road Runner Posted January 14, 2015 Share #1 Posted January 14, 2015 Kurt Busch's girlfriend? (Asked by Dan Patrick on his show) Nascar driver Kurt Busch claims his ex-girlfriend is a hired assassin. DOVER, Del. -- The NASCAR driver known as "The Outlaw" testified Tuesday he believes his ex-girlfriend is a trained assassin dispatched on covert missions around the world who once returned to him in a blood-splattered gown. "Everybody on the outside can tell me I'm crazy, but I lived on the inside and saw it firsthand," Kurt Busch said when his attorney, Rusty Hardin, questioned why he still believed Patricia Driscoll is a hired killer. http://espn.go.com/racing/nascar/cup/story/_/id/12161197/kurt-busch-says-ex-girlfriend-patricia-driscoll-was-trained-assassin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share #2 Posted January 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 14, 2015 Share #3 Posted January 14, 2015 It better be the best orgasm of your life because it might be your last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 14, 2015 Share #4 Posted January 14, 2015 Is "put your dick in a blender" and option? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted January 14, 2015 Share #5 Posted January 14, 2015 That's a hell of a thing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 14, 2015 Share #6 Posted January 14, 2015 I'd rather be married to my wife, she's neither an assassin nor a heroin addict. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted January 14, 2015 Share #7 Posted January 14, 2015 I'd rather be married to my wife, she's neither an assassin nor a heroin addict. THIS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 14, 2015 Share #8 Posted January 14, 2015 I'd rather be married to my wife, she's neither an assassin nor a heroin addict. The thing is heroin addicts look more sexier than Courtney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted January 14, 2015 Share #9 Posted January 14, 2015 This poll needs a "gouge your eyes out with a pickle fork" option. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 14, 2015 Share #10 Posted January 14, 2015 This 'thing' is gawd damn gross... and this is one of her better days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 15, 2015 Share #11 Posted January 15, 2015 ... speaking of penis fractures... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted January 15, 2015 Share #12 Posted January 15, 2015 ... speaking of penis fractures... No.....lets not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted January 15, 2015 Share #13 Posted January 15, 2015 Regarding the two options....I shudder to have considered either one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 15, 2015 Share #14 Posted January 15, 2015 Regarding the two options....I shudder to have considered either one of them. Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted January 15, 2015 Share #15 Posted January 15, 2015 I'd rather be alone than married to either of the two options presented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted January 15, 2015 Share #16 Posted January 15, 2015 Actually, I have a soft spot in my heart for Courtney. Tragic beauty kind of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 15, 2015 Author Share #17 Posted January 15, 2015 I think it would be cool to be married to a paid assassin. I can think of a few freebies I might ask for. Also, married life would be simple. We do everything she wants to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 15, 2015 Share #18 Posted January 15, 2015 Actually, I have a soft spot in my heart for Courtney. Tragic beauty kind of thing. Don't be a fool. There's nothing tragic about her that's not self-inflicted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted January 15, 2015 Share #19 Posted January 15, 2015 Don't be a fool. There's nothing tragic about her that's not self-inflicted. Not a fool. Don't assume. And I'm well aware of her issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 15, 2015 Share #20 Posted January 15, 2015 I'm still sticking with my wife. She's the best person in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 15, 2015 Author Share #21 Posted January 15, 2015 I'm still sticking with my wife. She's the best person in the world. That's exactly what I would say if my wife was a paid assassin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 15, 2015 Share #22 Posted January 15, 2015 I'm still sticking with my wife. She's the best person in the world. I disagree. My wife is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted January 15, 2015 Share #23 Posted January 15, 2015 That's exactly what I would say if my wife was a paid assassin. Hmmmmm. Maybe SW's wife has another identity... ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 15, 2015 Share #24 Posted January 15, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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