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 A younger chap lives next door.  I told him my name but he insisted on calling me Joe.

 

He seemed pleasant enough until I let him know that I am thinking of moving my driveway to his side. :confused:

 

All that is over there are a bunch of annoying wrens and rodent type pests.   Legally, there is nothing he can do to stop me.

 

There's useless koi pond and a bunch of weeds over there that act as our line border but are 75% on his side.

 

He got this crazed look in his eye like he was going to kill me and dispose of my body.  Right now I think the only thing keeping me alive is how time consuming it can be to plan a proper untraceable offing.

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The Murse will be home soon, better have his sandwich ready. ;)

 

Actually, we are having sandwiches tonight.  I am making roasted red pepper sammies with basil, lettuce, motz and chipotle mayo.

 

I have no problem with my role of providing nice dinners for my husband.  It's what I do best.  Well, second to mountain biking.  

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Actually, we are having sandwiches tonight.  I am making roasted red pepper sammies with basil, lettuce, motz and chipotle mayo.
 
I have no problem with my role of providing nice dinners for my husband.  It's what I do best.  Well, second to mountain biking.


What's motz?
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Wait until he goes to work, assuming he's ambitious enough to have a job.

 

Then go to the home improvement store and buy a bunch of black paint and a Wagner Power Painter. 

 

Paint your lawn with the black paint so it looks like a driveway.

 

Sit in your lawn chair on the front lawn with a cold beer, timing it to be out there when he comes home.

 

Smile and wave cheerfully as he drives up and sees your new 'driveway'.

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Wait until he goes to work, assuming he's ambitious enough to have a job.


 
Then go to the home improvement store and buy a bunch of black paint and a Wagner Power Painter. 
 
Paint your lawn with the black paint so it looks like a driveway.
 
Sit in your lawn chair on the front lawn with a cold beer, timing it to be out there when he comes home.
 
Smile and wave cheerfully as he drives up and sees your new 'driveway'.



I dislike you Sir.

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Wait until he goes to work, assuming he's ambitious enough to have a job.

 

Then go to the home improvement store and buy a bunch of black paint and a Wagner Power Painter. 

 

Paint your lawn with the black paint so it looks like a driveway.

 

Sit in your lawn chair on the front lawn with a cold beer, timing it to be out there when he comes home.

 

Smile and wave cheerfully as he drives up and sees your new 'driveway'.

 

 I would do that but I think knows a bunch of prisoners.

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