Dirtyhip Posted January 22, 2015 Share #1 Posted January 22, 2015 He just walked up to my desk, in full kit and dripping in sweat from his 1.75 mile ride. He was standing there until he got my full attention, after my phone call. Then, he says to me "I rode my bike today" I reply "Really? I thought that you were just dressed up for your meeting." Can someone take my letter opener away from me? I am ready to plunge it into some soft tissue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted January 22, 2015 Share #2 Posted January 22, 2015 You would have better luck jamming your hand into the three ring binder punch. Why do be hatting a guy that wants you to know he is physical active? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 22, 2015 Share #3 Posted January 22, 2015 Can someone take my letter opener away from me? I am ready to plunge it into some soft tissue. You're doing it wrong. NSFWhttps://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=gentle+dildo&newwindow=1&tbm=shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 22, 2015 Share #4 Posted January 22, 2015 He just walked up to my desk, in full kit and dripping in sweat from his 1.75 mile ride. Really? A whole 1.75 miles? How sweaty can you get from a 1.75 mile ride? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted January 22, 2015 Share #5 Posted January 22, 2015 Tell him cycling is "so yesterday" that you have taken up a new hobby....I suggest you mention something like free climbing or maybe sky diving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share #6 Posted January 22, 2015 Why do be hatting a guy that wants you to know he is physical active? I dislike how he craves my attention so much. It's great that he is active. It just makes me uncomfortable with the things he does. The guy is just the most annoying and obtuse person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share #7 Posted January 22, 2015 Really? A whole 1.75 miles? How sweaty can you get from a 1.75 mile ride? There is this short hill that you climb to get here. It's about 200 feet. This kills him. He often pushes his bike up it. If he rode more, he would get stronger, but he doesn't stick with it enough. Everyday, he is like at ground zero again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 22, 2015 Share #8 Posted January 22, 2015 I dislike how he craves my attention so much. It's great that he is active. It just makes me uncomfortable with the things he does. The guy is just the most annoying and obtuse person. Maybe he is in love. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 22, 2015 Share #9 Posted January 22, 2015 I dislike how he craves my attention so much. It's great that he is active. It just makes me uncomfortable with the things he does. The guy is just the most annoying and obtuse person. It's clear he likes you. Set him straight. Have a private talk with him letting him know you are happily married. Period. End of discussion. He won't stop stalking you - this is only the beginning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share #10 Posted January 22, 2015 Maybe he is in love. I can't imagine why. I am a complete Bitch to him, but he just comes back for more abuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted January 22, 2015 Share #11 Posted January 22, 2015 Just tell him that you consider him hanging that thing in your face sexual harassment. Then tell him you're going to talk to human resources to see if having him neutered is covered under the current health plan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 22, 2015 Share #12 Posted January 22, 2015 I can't imagine why. I am a complete Bitch to him, but he just comes back for more abuse. Get him a collar and a leash. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted January 22, 2015 Share #13 Posted January 22, 2015 I can't imagine why. I am a complete Bitch to him, but he just comes back for more abuse. Some guys are into that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 22, 2015 Share #14 Posted January 22, 2015 There is this short hill that you climb to get here. It's about 200 feet. This kills him. He often pushes his bike up it. If he rode more, he would get stronger, but he doesn't stick with it enough. Everyday, he is like at ground zero again. He sounds like me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 22, 2015 Share #15 Posted January 22, 2015 He's a stalker, trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 22, 2015 Share #16 Posted January 22, 2015 Mooseknuckle him back. Get a pair of socks and two ping pong balls and arrange them in your riding shorts then hang out by his desk. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share #17 Posted January 22, 2015 He's a stalker, trust me. He is too pathetic to be afraid of. I am not concerned about him doing anything but this posturing that he does in the office. He knows my husband and I know his wife. Maybe he has some mental disability that prevents him from understanding social nuances. Aspergers syndrome or something similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 23, 2015 Share #18 Posted January 23, 2015 Maybe he has some mental disability that prevents him from understanding social nuances. Aspergers syndrome or something similar. Then to be fair to him and to end his annoying behavior, you should speak to him directly, rationally, and professionally that his behavior disturbs you and that you would prefer that he not speak to you except about work related matters. He will never learn to read your discomfort, so regrettably it's up to you to take action if you want his behavior to stop. Theoretically, you shouldn't have to. But unless you do his behavior is very likely to continue and you won't get the change you seek. Of course, it does provide interesting material for us to read so I imagine many of us would be fine if you just let things be... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 23, 2015 Share #19 Posted January 23, 2015 I can't imagine why. I am a complete Bitch to him, but he just comes back for more abuse. That's why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted January 23, 2015 Share #20 Posted January 23, 2015 I dislike how he craves my attention so much. It's great that he is active. It just makes me uncomfortable with the things he does. The guy is just the most annoying and obtuse person. Sounds a little like you have a crush on him... I'm telling K 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 23, 2015 Share #21 Posted January 23, 2015 He is too pathetic to be afraid of. I am not concerned about him doing anything but this posturing that he does in the office. He knows my husband and I know his wife. Maybe he has some mental disability that prevents him from understanding social nuances. Aspergers syndrome or something similar. Or circulation problems - too little blood to his noggin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted January 23, 2015 Share #22 Posted January 23, 2015 Stop wearing those stiletto heels. Those things drive masochists nuts. Or...nuttier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted January 24, 2015 Share #23 Posted January 24, 2015 I bet he's just hoping DH will bring out the riding crop and handcuffs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team scooter Posted January 24, 2015 Share #24 Posted January 24, 2015 Meh, guys aren't always very complicated, or smart. And some will just "never get it". He's probably just a knucklehead looking to share a little camaraderie since you both ride. Just pull him aside and tell him he gets on your nerves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 24, 2015 Share #25 Posted January 24, 2015 The lady doth protest too much, methinks. DH certainly spends a lot of time obsessing about Mr. Mooseknuckle. His devious scheme seems to be working exactly as planned. And so the sexual tension builds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bunch of numbers Posted January 24, 2015 Share #26 Posted January 24, 2015 Or you could tell him he makes for great threads on your biking forum. "Keep up the good work. Pack that mooseknuckle into a smaller pair of riding shorts, I'll post a pic in the camel toe thread" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 14, 2023 Share #27 Posted June 14, 2023 Whatever happened to Mooseknuckle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted June 14, 2023 Author Share #28 Posted June 14, 2023 5 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Whatever happened to Mooseknuckle? He quit and moved away from here. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted June 14, 2023 Share #29 Posted June 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: He quit and moved away from here. You miss him, don't you? I miss the stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 14, 2023 Share #30 Posted June 14, 2023 this was a funny thread and a good dredge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted June 14, 2023 Author Share #31 Posted June 14, 2023 10 minutes ago, Randomguy said: You miss him, don't you? I miss the stories. I don't miss his antics. Although, it was comical when he put his bike shorts on inside out. Bright red baboon ass! 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted June 14, 2023 Share #32 Posted June 14, 2023 42 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said: Although, it was comical when he put his bike shorts on inside out. Bright red baboon ass! Wait - you mean you're supposed to wear the padding on the inside? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted June 15, 2023 Share #33 Posted June 15, 2023 9 hours ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: Wait - you mean you're supposed to wear the padding on the inside? Yep, and the potato goes in the front of the speedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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