Mr. Silly Posted January 22, 2015 Share #1 Posted January 22, 2015 The secretary where I work inspired me to try get in shape. She’s pretty nice I guess, she has some mad skills with the electric three-hole punch. Anyway, I’ve been trying to ride bike to work when I can. The distance isn’t far, only 1.75 miles, but there’s a 200 ft. climb near the end. More often than not I have to push my bike up the hill. The climb leaves me pretty sweaty. When I go past her desk, she usually is ogling my package. The way she stares at my lap makes me a little uncomfortable so today I thought I’d clarify why I am dressed in a cycling kit. I walked over to her desk to point out that I rode my bike today. She made a lame joke about whether I was going to a meeting dressed like I was. Then things got weird as she grabbed a letter opener and tried to stab me in the “soft tissue”. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted January 22, 2015 Share #2 Posted January 22, 2015 HAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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