Road Runner Posted January 26, 2015 Share #1 Posted January 26, 2015 I do. Lies are like little mischievous friends that come out to play just when you need them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 26, 2015 Share #2 Posted January 26, 2015 No…. Oh, wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 26, 2015 Share #3 Posted January 26, 2015 Yes,... Oh, wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted January 26, 2015 Share #4 Posted January 26, 2015 Prevarication is a perishable skill which needs to be properly exercised to maintain proficiency. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted January 26, 2015 Share #5 Posted January 26, 2015 Man, I can't even remember the truth half the time. How am I supposed to keep track of the lies? It's easier for me just to shut up and not say anything. Ok, I also have trouble shutting up... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 26, 2015 Share #6 Posted January 26, 2015 White lies are racist, I have said this before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted January 26, 2015 Share #7 Posted January 26, 2015 How am I supposed to keep track of the lies? We sometimes have to remind each other exactly what bullshit story we've told which nosy co-worker.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 26, 2015 Author Share #8 Posted January 26, 2015 I find that lying has many benefits. It not only keeps you out of trouble and helps support your idiotic viewpoints, but it also gives you great insight into human nature and just how gullible certain individuals actually are. This "gullibility factor" assessment can pay huge dividends with these same people in future situations and daily interactions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted January 26, 2015 Share #9 Posted January 26, 2015 My mom made an excellent liar out of me. Her discipline didn't make me repentant, just a better liar and more determined not to get caught next time. I could probably sell the Pope a double bed, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 26, 2015 Author Share #10 Posted January 26, 2015 I could probably sell the Pope a double bed, I could say something here, but I won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted January 26, 2015 Share #11 Posted January 26, 2015 No. See how easy that was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 26, 2015 Share #12 Posted January 26, 2015 I admit to peeing in the shower and masturbating, so I have no reason to lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 26, 2015 Share #13 Posted January 26, 2015 I'm too stupid to lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted January 26, 2015 Share #14 Posted January 26, 2015 I admit to peeing in the shower and masturbating, so I have no reason to lie. Since when does someone need a reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted January 26, 2015 Author Share #15 Posted January 26, 2015 I'm too stupid to lie. That's a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 26, 2015 Share #16 Posted January 26, 2015 That's a lie. Maybe. I am too stupid to do many things, like tell simple funny joke. I presume I am too stupid to lie too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 26, 2015 Share #17 Posted January 26, 2015 I admit to peeing in the shower and masturbating, so I have no reason to lie. You are lying, you can't do that at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 26, 2015 Share #18 Posted January 26, 2015 You are lying, you can't do that at the same time. My psychology professor in college was obsessed with this fact. During the semester he told us this at least 5 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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