Road Runner Posted January 28, 2015 Share #1 Posted January 28, 2015 Actually, I just heard it from the TV while I was doing something else. The guy said the usual stuff about being ready when the mood hits you and your SO. But then he said something I hadn't heard before. He said something like, "Why delay things until you can take a pill,...?", which I understood. Then he said, "...or wait until you can find a bathroom?" I'm pretty sure I heard that right. I'm pretty stupid when it comes to sex aids. If you don't take Viagra or Cialis, why would you need to find a bathroom prior to having sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted January 28, 2015 Share #2 Posted January 28, 2015 "Bedroom". Of course why would you need to find a bedroom prior to having sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 29, 2015 Share #3 Posted January 29, 2015 If you are having trouble getting it up you just need to go see Alice. Works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted January 29, 2015 Share #4 Posted January 29, 2015 For those people who confuse a pill with a suppository. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 29, 2015 Share #5 Posted January 29, 2015 Some people have certain mechanical devices implanted. Maybe they need to find a bathroom to deploy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 29, 2015 Share #6 Posted January 29, 2015 Cialis is so potent that you lose all inhibitions; you start screwing if sitting next to someone in a bathtub, you're on a bus, discussing a recent analysis of Shakespeare's work at the local book store or sky diving. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 29, 2015 Share #7 Posted January 29, 2015 Cialis is so potent that you lose all inhibitions; you start screwing if sitting next to someone in a bathtub, you're on a bus, discussing a recent analysis of Shakespeare's work at the local book store or sky diving. Sounds like the voice of experience. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 1, 2015 Share #8 Posted February 1, 2015 Sounds like the voice of experience. Also like a normal male. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Posted December 30, 2016 Share #9 Posted December 30, 2016 Looking for popular topics and found this one. I know the thread is old but I just have to put my 2 cents worth in. I am 44 and never needed anything until my current girlfriend. She is so hot I was actually intimidated by her and caused sexual anxiety for me. I know sounds weird. Got on Cialis 20mg and was told to take half but take the whole thing. The effects last 36 hours and hard as a rock. Also can go for as long as you want without climax. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted December 30, 2016 Share #10 Posted December 30, 2016 On 1/29/2015 at 7:54 AM, Mr. Silly said: Cialis is so potent that you lose all inhibitions; you start screwing if sitting next to someone in a bathtub, you're on a bus, discussing a recent analysis of Shakespeare's work at the local book store or sky diving. I miss @Mr. Silly. He is better than me and most of you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 30, 2016 Author Share #11 Posted December 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: He is better than me and most of you. This is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 31, 2016 Share #12 Posted December 31, 2016 To answer the original question if it was indeed sirius, it is 'sposed to help ameliorate the urinary problems associated with an enlarged prostate, so they are going for a twofer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted December 31, 2016 Share #13 Posted December 31, 2016 Ameliorate? How did I make it over 67 years and not recall ever hearing/seeing that word used before? Now I have to use it in my posts until I get used to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 31, 2016 Share #14 Posted December 31, 2016 7 minutes ago, Longjohn said: Ameliorate? How did I make it over 67 years and not recall ever hearing/seeing that word used before? Now I have to use it in my posts until I get used to it. Most likely stems from Amelia Earheart. - signed, Cliff Clavin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 31, 2016 Share #15 Posted December 31, 2016 Someone please tell me that our newest "member" is not a dredging spambot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted December 31, 2016 Share #16 Posted December 31, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ralph T. Mooseknuckle said: Someone please tell me that our newest "member" is not a dredging spambot! Our newest member is not a dredging spambot. Happy now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 31, 2016 Share #17 Posted December 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, F_in Ray Of Sunshine said: Our newest member is not a dredging spambot. Happy now? Sadly, no. Life is hard. But only if you take Cialis. In fact, I think we should make Cialis the official ED drug of the forum. But I sure hope we weren;t singled out because we have so many old members. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted December 31, 2016 Share #18 Posted December 31, 2016 7 minutes ago, Ralph T. Mooseknuckle said: Sadly, no. Life is hard. But only if you take Cialis. In fact, I think we should make Cialis the official ED drug of the forum. But I sure hope we weren;t singled out because we have so many old members. But we only take it to ameliorate other problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 31, 2016 Share #19 Posted December 31, 2016 Just now, Longjohn said: But we only take it to ameliorate other problems. Riggght. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 31, 2016 Author Share #20 Posted December 31, 2016 On 1/28/2015 at 4:17 PM, Road Runner said: Then he said, "...or wait until you can find a bathroom?" I'm pretty sure I heard that right. I'm pretty stupid when it comes to sex aids. If you don't take Viagra or Cialis, why would you need to find a bathroom prior to having sex? 8 hours ago, Ralph T. Mooseknuckle said: it is 'sposed to help ameliorate the urinary problems associated with an enlarged prostate So if you take Cialis, you won't have to wait until you can find a bathroom? You can just pee on yourself at will? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted December 31, 2016 Share #21 Posted December 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Road Runner said: So if you take Cialis, you won't have to wait until you can find a bathroom? You can just pee on yourself at will? You won;t have to say "'scuse me, I have to pee, can you hold that sex thought for a minute" as often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted December 31, 2016 Author Share #22 Posted December 31, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ralph T. Mooseknuckle said: You won;t have to say "'scuse me, I have to pee, can you hold that sex thought for a minute" as often. "I'll be right back!" That's been said probably a gazillion times by one or the other partner before sex. That also happens to people who don't have prostate problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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