Mr. Silly Posted February 2, 2015 Share #1 Posted February 2, 2015 We need to raise our standards. Maybe the saying should change to, "it is the greatest thing since heated seats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted February 2, 2015 Share #2 Posted February 2, 2015 We're American's, it's good to aim low. Much higher success rate when you set the bar near the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted February 2, 2015 Share #3 Posted February 2, 2015 Which leads me to postulate that faster than a speeding bullet is not the sole measure of velocity. (notwithstanding that velocity is a vector (having both speed (scalar) and direction (scalar)) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 2, 2015 Share #4 Posted February 2, 2015 Which leads me to postulate that faster than a speeding bullet is not the sole measure of velocity. (notwithstanding that velocity is a vector (having both speed (scalar) and direction (scalar)) My favorite movie…. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted February 2, 2015 Share #5 Posted February 2, 2015 Greatest thing since full suspension bikes ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted February 2, 2015 Author Share #6 Posted February 2, 2015 Full suspension bikes have quite a few drawbacks. How about, 'the greatest thing since the TV remote'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted February 2, 2015 Share #7 Posted February 2, 2015 Full suspension bikes have quite a few drawbacks. How about, 'the greatest thing since the TV remote'. No drawbacks, unless you are a PUSSY! hahahahaha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted February 2, 2015 Share #8 Posted February 2, 2015 No drawbacks, unless you are have a PUSSY! hahahahaha Fixed it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 2, 2015 Share #9 Posted February 2, 2015 I would like to nominate voice to text for the benchmark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 2, 2015 Share #10 Posted February 2, 2015 I don't know. Have you ever had to slice your own bread? It kinda sucks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted February 2, 2015 Share #11 Posted February 2, 2015 I don't know. Have you ever had to slice your own bread? It kinda sucks! Yep. Living in South Africa, the bread wasn't sliced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted February 2, 2015 Author Share #12 Posted February 2, 2015 The crust on the bread helps keep it from going stale. Sliced bread is actually a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted February 2, 2015 Share #13 Posted February 2, 2015 No drawbacks, unless you are a PUSSY! hahahahaha so - "the greatest thing since p----"? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted February 3, 2015 Share #14 Posted February 3, 2015 The greatest thing since the sex robot. Oh wait, it hasn't been invented yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 3, 2015 Share #15 Posted February 3, 2015 so - "the greatest thing since p----"? You beat me to it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 3, 2015 Share #16 Posted February 3, 2015 I would like to nominate voice to text for the benchmark. Boo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 3, 2015 Share #17 Posted February 3, 2015 The greatest thing since the sex robot. Oh wait, it hasn't been invented yet. AFAYK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted February 3, 2015 Share #18 Posted February 3, 2015 The greatest thing since the sex robot. Oh wait, it hasn't been invented yet. Real doll is about as close as we have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted February 3, 2015 Share #19 Posted February 3, 2015 I don't know. Have you ever had to slice your own bread? It kinda sucks! The act of slicing bread is one of life's simple pleasures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted February 3, 2015 Share #20 Posted February 3, 2015 Sliced bread shouldn't be used as the benchmark for ingenuity Nor should canned beer, but that's been in the phraseology before as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted February 3, 2015 Share #21 Posted February 3, 2015 How about canned bread and sliced beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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