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A hirsute hipster query


jsharr
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Driving home last night, an overbearded, skinny pants clad hipster male crossed the street in front of me.

 

Dark skinny jeans, t shirt (could not see the ironic statement on it, but I am sure it was there), dark colored cardigan, brogans, long unkempt hair coming out of a trendy watch cap worn at a jaunty angle, full, curly beard festooning his physiognomy, cigarette held cockily in his left hand and inhaled upon as he crossed the road with his cavalier, devil may care attitude of superiority.

 

So, my question is this.  Knowing that his beard contained lots of "product" to leave it full, supple, brimming with vitality and smelling ever so slightly of hemlock and Hemingway, how did he keep it from bursting into flame with an ignition source so close?

 

I anxiously await your candid, yet jovial replies.

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