Randomguy Posted February 18, 2015 Share #1 Posted February 18, 2015 Are free masons emancipated? Who is enslaving masons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted February 18, 2015 Share #2 Posted February 18, 2015 I think all you have to do to be a mason is to stick two bricks together with some cement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2015 Popular Post Share #3 Posted February 18, 2015 I am not sure it can be done online. I think you have to go the brick and mortar route. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted February 18, 2015 Share #4 Posted February 18, 2015 I can get you into the Greenville chapter. Please have your gold and silver ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted February 18, 2015 Share #5 Posted February 18, 2015 don't you have to be the son of a mason or save the life of a mason to get in? or am I thinking of the civil service? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted February 18, 2015 Share #6 Posted February 18, 2015 don't you have to be the son of a mason or save the life of a mason to get in? or am I thinking of the civil service? This or a bag of gold. Nate, if you're interested, I can get you in for half of what it's going to cost a RG to get in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted February 18, 2015 Share #7 Posted February 18, 2015 don't you have to be the son of a mason or save the life of a mason to get in? or am I thinking of the civil service? No, no. You have to assassinate a mason to get in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2015 Share #8 Posted February 18, 2015 No, no. You have to assassinate a mason to get in.I took a shot at one but it fell way short. Total brick. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted February 18, 2015 Share #9 Posted February 18, 2015 If you can fit in the jar, you're accepted. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2015 Share #10 Posted February 18, 2015 If you can fit in the jar, you're accepted.I am in! Wait, you said "fit"? Nevermind. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 18, 2015 Share #11 Posted February 18, 2015 Is masonite really made from old retired masons? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2015 Share #12 Posted February 18, 2015 Is masonite really made from old retired masons?:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 18, 2015 Share #13 Posted February 18, 2015 My father was a Mason. He never uttered a single word to me about it. They are very secretive. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted February 18, 2015 Author Share #14 Posted February 18, 2015 My father was a Mason. He never uttered a single word to me about it. They are very secretive. I have a lot of their jars. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2015 Popular Post Share #15 Posted February 18, 2015 My father was a Mason. He never uttered a single word to me about it. They are very secretive. He just told you he was a Mason so he did not have to talk to you. 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 18, 2015 Share #16 Posted February 18, 2015 He just told you he was a Mason so he did not have to talk to you. I know he went to "meetings". He never, ever spoke about it. He did talk to me on occasion, but never about the Masons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2015 Share #17 Posted February 18, 2015 I know he went to "meetings". He never, ever spoke about it. He did talk to me on occasion, but never about the Masons. He went to a bar owned by his buddy Joe Mason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 18, 2015 Share #18 Posted February 18, 2015 He went to a bar owned by his buddy Joe Mason. Maybe so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted February 18, 2015 Share #19 Posted February 18, 2015 I know he went to "meetings". He never, ever spoke about it. He did talk to me on occasion, but never about the Masons. 'Mason's All Girl Review' at 'Milk Bags Bar and Grill'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 18, 2015 Share #20 Posted February 18, 2015 I do know that at his funeral, several Masons in special attire showed up to give him some sort of ritual send off. If he wasn't a Mason, those guys were at the wrong funeral. His grave marker also has a special Masonry symbol of sorts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2015 Share #21 Posted February 18, 2015 I do know that at his funeral, several Masons in special attire showed up to give him some sort of ritual send off. If he wasn't a Mason, those guys were at the wrong funeral. Those were the waiters from the bar. They were trying to close his tab. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 18, 2015 Share #22 Posted February 18, 2015 I dated a Rainbow Girl in high school. We went to a dance at the Mason hall. It was a bit freaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted February 18, 2015 Share #23 Posted February 18, 2015 I dated a Rainbow Girl in high school. We went to a dance at the Mason hall. It was a bit freaky. .....there's good freaky and bad freaky..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2015 Share #24 Posted February 18, 2015 .....there's good freaky and bad freaky..... I think he got a rainbow striped rash on his pecker a few days later freaky is what he meant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 18, 2015 Share #25 Posted February 18, 2015 How do you get to be a Mason? Marry a guy named Mason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2015 Share #26 Posted February 18, 2015 Marry a guy named Mason? Can you not just cross over from Dixon? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Longjohn ★ Posted February 18, 2015 Popular Post Share #27 Posted February 18, 2015 How do you get to be a Mason? I think you learn by trowel and error. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2015 Share #28 Posted February 18, 2015 I think you learn by trowel and error.golf clap! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 18, 2015 Share #29 Posted February 18, 2015 golf clap! Is that what you get when you have too much sex with nasty looking golfers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted February 18, 2015 Share #30 Posted February 18, 2015 golf clap! I heard TigerWoods had that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2015 Share #31 Posted February 18, 2015 I heard TigerWoods had that... He got it when his ex wife shoved that golf club up his ass then hit him in the mouth with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Come Lately Name Posted February 18, 2015 Share #32 Posted February 18, 2015 ?....then hit him in the mouth with it. That club must have had a long shaft, if she got up there far enough to hit his mouth from the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 18, 2015 Share #33 Posted February 18, 2015 Freemasons come from all walks of life, but in order to become a Mason you must meet a few simple criteria: You must be a male, at least 18 years of age (varies by state) You must profess a belief in a Supreme Being You must be a man of good morals and reputation In order to join you must seek admission by your own free will, and you must be recommended by a current Freemason, unanimously elected to membership and willing to assume an obligation to the fraternity. To get started simply go to The Next Step and fill out basic information. A virtual mentor will assist you and introduce you to a local lodge. http://www.beashrinernow.com/en/About/Freemasons/BecomeAMason ...frankly, the real action is at the Shriner level. What you want to be is a Shriner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 18, 2015 Share #34 Posted February 18, 2015 http://www.beashrinernow.com/en/About/Freemasons/BecomeAMason ...frankly, the real action is at the Shriner level. What you want to be is a Shriner. Not just no, but Hella No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 10, 2019 Author Share #35 Posted May 10, 2019 Every damn show on the history of the US and A seems to focus on freemasons, at least the ones my parents watch. The history channel is not all that it could be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted May 10, 2019 Share #36 Posted May 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: Every damn show on the history of the US and A seems to focus on freemasons, at least the ones my parents watch. The history channel is not all that it could be. Remember when the learning channel was all it could be? Now its honey booboo & shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 10, 2019 Share #37 Posted May 10, 2019 On 2/18/2015 at 9:54 AM, Mr. Silly said: 'Mason's All Girl Review' at 'Milk Bags Bar and Grill'. I miss the real @Mr. Silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted May 10, 2019 Share #38 Posted May 10, 2019 I can make a few calls on your behalf if I'm so inclined. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted May 10, 2019 Share #39 Posted May 10, 2019 So RR, why do you think your dad didn’t drag you into the Freemasons? Of course the same goes for me and my dad with the Rotarians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 10, 2019 Share #40 Posted May 10, 2019 Hey RG, just marry one and take his last name. Then RO will become RMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted May 10, 2019 Share #41 Posted May 10, 2019 ...you need to buy a tiny car and a fez. Then you too can be a fezbian. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 10, 2019 Share #42 Posted May 10, 2019 1 hour ago, RalphWaldoMooseworth said: So RR, why do you think your dad didn’t drag you into the Freemasons? Of course the same goes for me and my dad with the Rotarians. I don't know. Maybe they have a rule against nepotism. IIRC, my mother told me he reached a pretty high level in the Mason's hierarchy. Whatever that means. I think you have to have other Masons select and nominate you to join. Relatives probably don't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 10, 2019 Share #43 Posted May 10, 2019 On 2/18/2015 at 8:02 AM, jsharr said: I am not sure it can be done online. I think you have to go the brick and mortar route. Actually I think there's a line for this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted May 10, 2019 Share #44 Posted May 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Road Runner said: IIRC, my mother told me he reached a pretty high level in the Mason's hierarchy. Whatever that means. Grand Pubah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted May 10, 2019 Share #45 Posted May 10, 2019 When I was younger, I was invited to join a few times by friends or political acquaintances who were masons. I never got into it, but I think there are political and business advantages for those involved in those areas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted May 10, 2019 Share #46 Posted May 10, 2019 Masons are a big deal in these parts. The motorcycles attracted me ages ago, but I passed when offered sponsorship. Was probably a mistake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted May 11, 2019 Share #47 Posted May 11, 2019 I had a beer with a mason today. I asked him where his fez was. He said he took the day off because of the rain. He said it was a good day to drink beer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 11, 2019 Share #48 Posted May 11, 2019 Well son, there's this quark and anti quark who love each other very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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