SuzieQ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #1 Posted February 22, 2015 that's what one of my male students told me today :0 he was talking about his posture, but I really had to bite my tongue not to laugh. I wonder if he realized later what he actually said!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Parr8hed Posted February 22, 2015 Popular Post Share #2 Posted February 22, 2015 He knew exactly what he said. Trust me. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 22, 2015 Share #3 Posted February 22, 2015 He knew exactly what he said. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted February 22, 2015 Share #4 Posted February 22, 2015 What Road Runner said. Plus one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted February 22, 2015 Share #5 Posted February 22, 2015 You make me f-ing erectthat line works more often than not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted February 22, 2015 Share #6 Posted February 22, 2015 I think he was talking about his posture. And I, like Parr8, do not think he was talking about the posture of his spine either. Perhaps he thought he was paying you some sort of compliment, but a gentleman would have spoken to you more respectfully. As any lady, and in particular you, deserves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted February 22, 2015 Author Share #7 Posted February 22, 2015 No, you are wrong, he was talking about his physical body posture - I know this for sure, he just made a bad choice of words! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted February 22, 2015 Share #8 Posted February 22, 2015 Okie Dokie. Whatever you say No, you are wrong, he was talking about his physical body posture - I know this for sure, he just made a bad choice of words! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted February 22, 2015 Share #9 Posted February 22, 2015 Nothing wrong with f-ing horizontal, either. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted February 22, 2015 Share #10 Posted February 22, 2015 Nothing wrong with f-ing horizontal, either. That's so Baptist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted February 22, 2015 Share #11 Posted February 22, 2015 Ecumenical. "Latitudinarian." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott in MN Posted February 22, 2015 Share #12 Posted February 22, 2015 No, you are wrong, he was talking about his physical body posture - I know this for sure, he just made a bad choice of words! Yes, I believe he was talking about posture, but I think we're saying his "good" choice of words was a conscious decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted February 22, 2015 Share #13 Posted February 22, 2015 Ecumenical. "Latitudinarian." I thought it was a Baptist thing, since sex standing up may lead to dancing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 22, 2015 Share #14 Posted February 22, 2015 I had a yoga teacher down in Palo Alto, Catherine, who had a rack the size of a small European monarchy. Catherine taught me inversions, and it took me a while to figure out that even though I had more upper body strength for headstands and arm balances, her overall center of gravity when inverted was closer to the floor, so she had the advantage. Pretty sure I never told her she made me erect, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted February 22, 2015 Share #15 Posted February 22, 2015 Pretty sure I never told her she made me erect, though. You're such a diplomat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 22, 2015 Share #16 Posted February 22, 2015 . ...now I kinda wish I'd thought of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahsposo Posted February 22, 2015 Share #17 Posted February 22, 2015 No you don't. Imagine the complications... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 23, 2015 Share #18 Posted February 23, 2015 . ...I was still between wives and Catherine's "complications" were the size and shape of fine, ripe melons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 23, 2015 Share #19 Posted February 23, 2015 I wanna be erected... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted February 23, 2015 Share #20 Posted February 23, 2015 Do you also want to be elected? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 23, 2015 Share #21 Posted February 23, 2015 No, Alice can have that position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 23, 2015 Share #22 Posted February 23, 2015 ... ...now that I recall, having Catherine lean over to adjust you was one of life's small pleasures back then. But I bet that SuzieQ's male students are all strictly there for their own physical and spiritual betterment. In short, better people than me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted February 23, 2015 Share #23 Posted February 23, 2015 I once had a massage therapist I was afraid was going to make me erect. It's sort of like laughter, when you try to suppress it it just seems to make it worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted February 23, 2015 Share #24 Posted February 23, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share #25 Posted February 24, 2015 ... But I bet that SuzieQ's male students are all strictly there for their own physical and spiritual betterment. In short, better people than me. precisely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Turner Posted February 24, 2015 Share #26 Posted February 24, 2015 precisely! . ...just in case you have not yet deduced this, better people than me is a very low bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 24, 2015 Share #27 Posted February 24, 2015 I'm pretty sure that if I was in SQ's class, she would make me erect. I am a pretty good student. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted February 24, 2015 Share #28 Posted February 24, 2015 She made me upside down 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 24, 2015 Share #29 Posted February 24, 2015 I wanna be sedated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 24, 2015 Share #30 Posted February 24, 2015 Joey sedated himself right into the grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted February 24, 2015 Share #31 Posted February 24, 2015 Joey sedated himself right into the grave. He died of lymphoma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 24, 2015 Share #32 Posted February 24, 2015 I know. I guess there's been know proof that sedation and lymphoma are correlated. Rock rock rock rock rock-n-roll highschool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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