Destination Posted February 22, 2015 Share #1 Posted February 22, 2015 …when the car sped across the Ohio border. [This is the beginning of a forum story. Please feel free to add a sentence or two, a paragraph or a bit of dialogue. The finished product will show the collective wit and wisdom of the diverse members of this forum.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 22, 2015 Share #2 Posted February 22, 2015 The stench was nearly unbearable, but bubba continued on his way home through the haze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted February 22, 2015 Author Share #3 Posted February 22, 2015 Bubba wondered why the stench had lasted so long. He didn't know about the dead fish and moldy goat cheese his cousin Goober had stuffed under the passenger seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #4 Posted February 22, 2015 Hungry, Bubba reached down between his legs and pulled out some crackers and a blade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted February 22, 2015 Share #5 Posted February 22, 2015 and started to slice off a big chunk of Goober's triceps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #6 Posted February 22, 2015 Owiw, owie, owie, that huuuurts, said Goober in the voice of the cowardly lion or Joe from the Three Stooges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #7 Posted February 22, 2015 "Cut that shit out Bubba, lets make a stop of pizza" said Goober "The po po won't be looking for us at a pizza joint" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted February 22, 2015 Author Share #8 Posted February 22, 2015 "Did someone say pizza?" the voluptuous Daisy May asked from the back seat. "I'm gettin' hungry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #9 Posted February 22, 2015 "Anchovies, anyone?" blurted Goober from the passenger seat -- his head clearly out the window and almost into oncoming traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #10 Posted February 22, 2015 Goober had a very canine-like look of contentment on his windswept face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted February 22, 2015 Author Share #11 Posted February 22, 2015 Bubba exited the freeway at the sign which read Ohio's World-Class Pizza Emporium. As soon as he was off the freeway, he realized he had made a mistake. Twelve police cars, all with lights flashing, had formed a roadblock at the entrance to the restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted February 22, 2015 Share #12 Posted February 22, 2015 "We know you're in there, and we know what you did with Mrs. Kirkwood's cow!" shouted Sergeant O'Flanagan through his bullhorn. "Come out with your hands up and none of you need be hurt!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted February 22, 2015 Share #13 Posted February 22, 2015 But following directions had never been the strong point of the occupants of the beat up car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #14 Posted February 22, 2015 Bubba gunned it and slammed his foot down on the accelerator. Then he kicked it into gear. Only problem was during the excitement he inadvertently put it into 3rd instead of 1st and the car jumped haphazardly forward like a frog out of the water -- before flooding and dying like an excreted turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted February 22, 2015 Author Share #15 Posted February 22, 2015 Goober, thinking quickly, reached under the passenger seat and pulled out the putrid dead fish, which had now gained a fuzzy green layer. "I believe this is what you're lookin' fer," he bellowed as he heaved the fish to the nearest police officer, Cst. Troutman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 22, 2015 Share #16 Posted February 22, 2015 Troutman wasn't the kinda of guy to take that shit standing still. With a Dorito in hand and a doughnut in the other, he pounced on that sad sack of stench idling in the oncoming traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted February 23, 2015 Share #17 Posted February 23, 2015 He had his hand on his .45 as he walked up to the car shouting "What seems to be the problem meow?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted February 23, 2015 Author Share #18 Posted February 23, 2015 Daisy May jumped out of the car and gave Cst. Troutman a long, lingering embrace, an embrace conveying feelings much deeper than casual friendship. "Horace," she whispered, "I've missed you so much. Why'd you leave without even saying goodbye?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 23, 2015 Share #19 Posted February 23, 2015 "What the fuck? Are you ok Daisy? Was it you who threw this dead fish and moldy cheese at me? And what the hell are you doing with these leches? Are you ok?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 23, 2015 Share #20 Posted February 23, 2015 Then Steve woke up and realized it was just a dream. He slowly headed to the shower and wondered if he would be on the register or the fryer today at Burger Shack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted February 23, 2015 Author Share #21 Posted February 23, 2015 The door opened with a jerk. The jerk was Bubba and Goober's cousin Orvid. "Come with me right now," Orvid said. "We've got to get to Ohio." "Let me get some pants on first," Steve said, feeling rather exposed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 23, 2015 Share #22 Posted February 23, 2015 Troutman was not amused. Here had this hussy who he knew was attempting to swindle him with her big tits and there was Steve throwing on some trousers. "What kind of dumb cop do they play me for?", he asked himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share #23 Posted February 24, 2015 "You've got to rescue me from those two," Daisy May said, pointing to Bubba and Goober. "I can't stand being in the car with them. That dead fish smells bette than Bubba." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 24, 2015 Share #24 Posted February 24, 2015 Troutman, the savvy veteran that he is, leaned down and whispered in Daisy's ear. "Listen, you are in deep doo-doo. But I might be able to help you out here provided you are willing to play ball with me." Taking a slow looking around at his surroundings, the T-man then looked deep into her eyes and said with a straight face, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share #25 Posted February 24, 2015 "Meet me at the No-Tel Motel down the road in half an hour. I'm gonna take care of Goober first. Throwing a fish at a peace officer is unacceptable, even in Ohio." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted February 24, 2015 Share #26 Posted February 24, 2015 Meanwhile, back at Ohio's World-Class Pizza Emporium, Troutman and his buddies were just sitting down to enjoy a free fish dinner. "It sure was nice of those guys to give us this fish" said Troutman, who never was the brightest flame in the candleabara. "Pass the malt vinegar" shout Seargeatn Liscio from the other end of the table as he took a big slug of Mug's Rootbeer and loosened his gun belt to the final notch. Soon, the hallucinogens that had been buidling up in the moldering fish would have the entire squad of cops seeing dancing donuts served by a bevy of hot, barely legal co eds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted February 25, 2015 Share #27 Posted February 25, 2015 "Where are the gawd damn anchovies?!", shouted Troutman. It was only then that he heard a distant wooing (or was it cooing?) from a tall, slender woman in the back room holding a pair of handcuffs in one hand and dangling keys in the other. She was standing at the back corner of the room near the entry way and T-man felt his heart jump. He languidly took a glance at his surroundings and the tables occupants and flicked an olive from his collar. "I'm outta here.", he roared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share #28 Posted February 25, 2015 While Troutman prepared himself for an escapade to rival the steamiest scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey, Daisy May waited impatiently in Room 21 of the No-Tel Motel. There was a knock at the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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