Kzoo Posted February 24, 2015 Share #1 Posted February 24, 2015 We wouldn't want those jokers discouraged or beyond consolation. So, if you know an engineer, wish him or her a Happy National Engineers Week! So what holiday is Hallmark going to think of next? http://www.discovere.org/our-programs/engineers-week Who wrote this crap? Engineers Week—the only event of its kind—is a time to: Celebrate how engineers make a difference in our world Increase public dialogue about the need for engineers Bring engineering to life for kids, educators, and parents More than a week-long event, Engineers Week is a year-round commitment to making a difference. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted February 24, 2015 Share #2 Posted February 24, 2015 sounds more like they're engineering their own holiday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted February 24, 2015 Share #3 Posted February 24, 2015 Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted February 24, 2015 Share #4 Posted February 24, 2015 I honor of the forum engineer I shall dig out my vintage erector set (self-reported) and build something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share #5 Posted February 24, 2015 I honor of the forum engineer I shall dig out my vintage erector set (self-reported) and build something. Extra points if you use your slide rule. REMEMBER - POIDH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted February 24, 2015 Share #6 Posted February 24, 2015 Look you jerks, I managed to convince the software engineer I cohabitate with that Valentine's was just a Hallmark holiday, but if she gets wind of this I may still be on the hook for a card or something. Keep this on the QT, willya'? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share #7 Posted February 24, 2015 Look you jerks, I managed to convince the software engineer I cohabitate with that Valentine's was just a Hallmark holiday, but if she gets wind of this I may still be on the hook for a card or something. Keep this on the QT, willya'? Break it to her gently - software engineers are not real engineers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted February 24, 2015 Share #8 Posted February 24, 2015 Extra points if you use your slide rule. REMEMBER - POIDH Sad note: I still own a slide rule... and I know how to use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share #9 Posted February 24, 2015 Sad note: I still own a slide rule... and I know how to use it. ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted February 24, 2015 Share #10 Posted February 24, 2015 Thank you very much. Unfortunately, the slide rule was lost in one of our many moves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted February 24, 2015 Share #11 Posted February 24, 2015 Extra points if you use your slide rule. REMEMBER - POIDH Ok, I will do the build. This being engineers week. don't expect results today. I will give myself a deadline of Thursday and, like most engineers, I will miss that deadline and post the results on Friday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted February 24, 2015 Share #12 Posted February 24, 2015 Break it to her gently - software engineers are not real engineers. Should I do this just before I go to sleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share #13 Posted February 24, 2015 Should I do this just before I go to sleep? Sure. What's the worst that could happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted February 24, 2015 Share #14 Posted February 24, 2015 Break it to her gently - software engineers are not real engineers. Do you know how many software engineers it takes to screw in a light bulb? None... that's a hardware issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share #15 Posted February 24, 2015 Do you know how many software engineers it takes to screw in a light bulb? None... that's a hardware issue. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. wait, I heard that before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted February 24, 2015 Share #16 Posted February 24, 2015 Sure. What's the worst that could happen? Well if my account goes dark..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_in Ray Of Sunshine Posted February 24, 2015 Share #17 Posted February 24, 2015 Do you know how many software engineers it takes to screw in a light bulb?. They'd have to be really really small or you could never get more than one in a light bulb.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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